Millimeter Jokes
3 millimeter jokes and hilarious millimeter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about millimeter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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My friend decided to take up wood working and he heard this joke at his new work place
A joiner makes sure that what he makes fits with the rest down to the tenth of a millimeter.
A carpenter makes sure it fits down to a millimeter.
A mason makes sure it fits down to the centimeter.
If the painter makes it to the right address, it's a good thing.
Fun fact Mt.Everest grows by approximately 44 millimeters every year.
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What is the smallest unit to measure...
What is the smallest unit to measure distance ?
It's the millimeter !
And what is the smallest unit to measure volume ?
Yes, it's the milliliter !
And so, what is the smallest unit to measure intelligence ?
It's the military !
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