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10 millennium jokes and hilarious millennium puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about millennium that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A hilarious collection of jokes about the Millennium Falcon, FIFA, inter, and leftists. From the weird to the wild, get ready for a good chuckle!


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What is a good millennium joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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Why did Chewbacca c**... the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?

It was a Wookiee mistake.

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What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?

He found their lack of freight disturbing
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Chewbacca locked the keys in the Millennium Falcon.......

It was a Wookie mistake!

Decade: 10 years

Century: 100 years
Millennium: 1000 years
Together forever: 8 months!!!!!!

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot.
I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

How did the captain of the Millennium Falcon satisfy himself before he met Leia?

With his Hans, Solo

Now that Han is dead, Chewbacca

is flying the Millennium Falcon solo.

What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?

He found their lack of freight disturbing

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