Millennium Falcon Jokes
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Millennium Falcons
What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?
He found their lack of freight disturbing
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Chewbacca locked the keys in the Millennium Falcon.......
It was a Wookie mistake!
Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?
He's such a wookie pilot.
I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
How did the captain of the Millennium Falcon satisfy himself before he met Leia?
With his Hans, Solo
Now that Han is dead, Chewbacca
is flying the Millennium Falcon solo.
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I like my bacon like I like the pilot of the millennium falcon
Them: chewy?
Me: No. Solo. *attacks them for looking at my bacon*
Did you hear about Luke Skywalker getting hit in the Millennium Falcon?...
... He wasn't very wookie.
Why can Han fly the Millennium Falcon under the radar?
Because he's Solo
Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?
Because Han was flying so low.
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