Millennial Jokes
111 millennial jokes and hilarious millennial puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about millennial that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article offers up 31 Millennial jokes to make you laugh. From poking fun at the itchy trigger finger of the "good Millennial," to mocking renting instead of owning, you can't go wrong with a few of these hilarious tongue-in-cheek jokes. Discover how Millennials find shorthand for every situation, to their divine love for avocado toast. Get your meme game on and read this article for some Millennial-inspired hilarity!
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Funniest Millennial Short Jokes
Short millennial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The millennial humour may include short baby boomers jokes also.
- A boomer, a millennial and a zoomer walk into a bar That's right- Gen X just got ignored again.
- There should be a millennial edition of monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
- People often tell me I'm very old fashioned for a millennial I guess I'm just a late boomer.
- People say Millennials are entitled... but have you ever tried to tell an old lady her coupon has expired?
- 85% of Millennials struggle with figuring out the opposite of these words. Always
Coming
Take
Me
Down - Millennials have such short attention spans Says the generation that got bored of going to the moon by the third time
- Why doesn't Santa have any millennial elves? Because there are already enough snowflakes at the North Pole.
- Finally Wheel of Fortune is modernizing to reach more millennials with new rules. Instead of buying a vowel they have to rent it.
- Why can't millennials take a joke? Because the jokes always hit a little too close to their parent's house.
- Millennials being the first generation to grow up online should have been called Gen-E But Forrest gump ruined it for us
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Millennial One Liners
Which millennial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with millennial? I can suggest the ones about young adults and 21st century.
- How do Millennials fireproof their homes? By never owning one.
- Saw a falcon eating avocado toast. Guess it's a millennial falcon.
- What do you call a bird born in the 90s? A Millennial Falcon
- what do you call Johnny Cash's millennial grandson Johnny Bitcoin
- How do you weigh a millennial? In instagrams.
- Millennials don't get this... Low college tuition rates.
- What device did God use to communicate with millennials? A tablet.
But not from Apple. - What do you call a narcissistic spaceship? The Millennial Falcon
- Millennials wont get this vaccines
- I asked a millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room... He said: "Nah a ma stay."
- Amazeballs is millennial for "cool", But it's also Native American for "hush puppies".
- What is a millennial's favourite fragrance? Scents of entitlement.
- What's the best way to smuggle avacado toast across the galaxy? On the millennial falcon.
- Did you hear about the millennial on Wheel of Fortune? He tried to rent a vowel.
- So, What do you call a depressed space bird? A Millennial Falcon
Millennial Generation Jokes
Here is a list of funny millennial generation jokes and even better millennial generation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Next time someone complains about millennials Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.
- I was born in 1988, so you might think I'm a millennial But please don't assume my generation. I actually identify as a baby boomer.
- Millennial at least got one thing going for them They're going to outlive the generation that comes after them because they can control if they get their own vaccinations.
Millennial Avocado Jokes
Here is a list of funny millennial avocado jokes and even better millennial avocado puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A zoomer was invited to his millennial friend's wedding, and was asked to give a toast. He didn't avocado.
- I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast. It was a millennial falcon.
Millennial Snowflake Jokes
Here is a list of funny millennial snowflake jokes and even better millennial snowflake puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- As a millennial snowflake, if I can't win, I at least expect a ribbon for precipitation.
- How Did the Millennial Know Xe Was a Special Snowflake? Xe got a precipitation trophy.
Fun-Filled Millennial Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about millennial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean midlife jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make millennial pranks.
I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
And old timer is talking to a millennial and says, "Your generation is sure in trouble thanks to all this talk of computers taking all the jobs. Aren't you worried?" To which the millennial replied,
What jobs?
How many millennials does it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he has to create a safe-space where the light-bulb can go to avoid being offended that it's being replaced.
How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
A millennial walks into a bar
I only know this because he shared stats with everyone.
The future seems pretty bright for millennials.
Must be because everything's lit.
How many Millennials does it take...
to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Their parents will do it for them.
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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?
If they go to college, they'll probably get s**....
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how many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Enough to protest until the government does it for them
Did you hear about the millennial pharmacist that got fired?
They fired him because he didn't believe in labels.
millennial superstitions
If your phone drops in the toilet bowl, you will have seven years of frustrating eyebrows.
What do guns and millennials have in common?
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
Why were the Jets and the Sharks the first millennials?
They were the first to have a snap chat.
During the election, Bernie teamed with Hillary to try and win over the millennials
Funny, considering they're age combined is a millennial itself
NY Times said Gen Xers spend the most amount of time on the internet.
Data were collected by survey monkey, analyzed by baby boomers and written up by the millennial intern.
What do millennial stoners play during recess?
Hash Tag.
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Study finds millennials are having less s**...
Because they are expecting their parents to do it for them.
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Why do millennials prefer odd numbers?
Because they can't even.
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What do you call a millennial acting like they grew up in the 70's
A hippiecrite.
Why do millennials only want digital receipts, bills and letters?
Or else they'd have to put up with a bunch of white mails.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a "politically correct" millennial that shames 6 for his "even-number privilege".
Wheel of Fortune
Me: I'd like to buy a vowel
Pat: Aren't you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I'd like to rent a vowel
Dogs, Not Marriage or Kids, Motivate Millennials to Buy Homes
I don't know how they afford it though.
Dogs are expensive.
I'm just a conservative millennial
I like to party Alt-Night.
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How is the government pranking millennials?
By making them pay into Social Security.
I married a trophy wife
But I'm a millennial so all my friends have one, too
How to tell if someone is a millennial?
It's like ..really easy like…you just like…listen and ….like…you just kinda..know like…that you are like , a millennial. Know what I mean?
Apparently incredulousness is increasing amongst millennials
I don't believe it for a second
Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?
Because it allows them to fulfil the dream of buying a house.
Give a millennial a smartphone and he'll live for a day...
... any longer than that and he'll become a mindless, soulless, social media zombie.
What's the one thing that millennials find worse than boomers?
... GenXers
Hear about the game of Life Millennial Edition?
There are 27 different pegs for gender and only four squares: Debt, Rent, Destroy an Industry, and early Death from lack of healthcare.
What do you call a 30 year old in a falcon suit?
The millennial falcon
How Many Baby Boomers does it take to explain a hippie joke to a Millennial?
"I'm offended"
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How many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
100
99 to earn a PhD in electrical engineering and interview for the job, and one to agree to do it for the "experience".
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It's ironic that Baby Boomers call Millennials narcissists
When their parents referred to themselves as **The Greatest Generation**.
How can the Democrats light a fire under Millennial voters?
They can use Flint and Tinder
Say what you will, but today's young professionals are the ones that will eventually find the cure for cancer. I can see the headlines now:
"Millennials Killed Cancer"
Young Han Solo never bought his own ship...
He just rented a Millennial Falcon.
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A dad complains "Millennials get certificates for anything..."
"My son got one last week just for dying!"
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If a millennial asks you...
If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes
Tell them that they're too young to remember the d**... uprising of the 1980s
There are 3 types of rings common to the millennial marriage.
The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and tindering.
If a Millennial dies, they can be eulogized as such:
"They died doing what they loved. Dying."
My millennial son called me for the first time in a year and a half
I changed the Netflix password
Why are Millennials scared of Japan?
Because they cannot understand how any young person could show their elders respect.
Millennials won't get this...
Social Security
Can someone help me figure out if I'm a millennial?
I can't Google it because my parents won't pay the Internet bill.
How can you tell a republican from a democrat on voting day?
*millennial sigh*
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What kind of job do millennials typically prefer?
A r**....
I visited my hometown to meet my favorite chef.
Unfortunately, he pasta away. I donated my entire millennial life savings of $13.42 to his Italian restaurant. Sometimes, one cannoli do so much. Just live and let Olive.
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I saw a millennial chick at the supermarket and thought she looked odd.
Then I realised she can't even.
What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?
That low key gave me chills
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Life: Why do people love me and hate you?
Death: *scoffs* Have you met the millennials?
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How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
That's racist.
About 15% of millennials like the band Twenty One Pilots...
...that same poll also said 15% of millennials were kissless virgins
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How can you tell it's a Millennial nursing home?
All the residents have atrophy.
