The Best 87 Millennial Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Millennial jokes. There are some millennial incels jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these millennial century puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Millennial Jokes and Puns

And old timer is talking to a millennial and says, "Your generation is sure in trouble thanks to all this talk of computers taking all the jobs. Aren't you worried?" To which the millennial replied,

What jobs?

How many millennials does it take to change a light-bulb?

One, but he has to create a safe-space where the light-bulb can go to avoid being offended that it's being replaced.

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

Millennial joke, How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

A millennial walks into a bar

I only know this because he shared stats with everyone.

How many Millennials does it take...

to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.


how many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Enough to protest until the government does it for them

Did you hear about the millennial pharmacist that got fired?

They fired him because he didn't believe in labels.

Millennial joke, Did you hear about the millennial pharmacist that got fired?

millennial superstitions

If your phone drops in the toilet bowl, you will have seven years of frustrating eyebrows.

During the election, Bernie teamed with Hillary to try and win over the millennials

Funny, considering they're age combined is a millennial itself

There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly

where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

NY Times said Gen Xers spend the most amount of time on the internet.

Data were collected by survey monkey, analyzed by baby boomers and written up by the millennial intern.

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What do millennial stoners play during recess?

Hash Tag.

What do you call a narcissistic spaceship?

The Millennial Falcon

Why do millennials prefer odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a millennial acting like they grew up in the 70's

A hippiecrite.

Why do millennials only want digital receipts, bills and letters?

Or else they'd have to put up with a bunch of white mails.

Millennial joke, Why do millennials only want digital receipts, bills and letters?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a "politically correct" millennial that shames 6 for his "even-number privilege".

If I had a dollar for every millennial that complained about how much we baby boomers took from them...

...I wouldn't need their money to pay for my retirement and healthcare.

What do you call a bird with no responsibilities?

A millennial falcon


Millennials wont get this

vaccines

Every time I see a down and out millennial that still bothers to dress nicely,

I think, that's pretty NEET.

How Did the Millennial Know Xe Was a Special Snowflake?

Xe got a precipitation trophy.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A Millennial Falcon

Wheel of Fortune

Me: I'd like to buy a vowel
Pat: Aren't you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I'd like to rent a vowel

Millennials don't get this...

Low college tuition rates.

Why doesn't Santa have any millennial elves?

Because there are already enough snowflakes at the North Pole.

I'm just a conservative millennial

I like to party Alt-Night.

What's the difference between my grandpa and a millennial antifa?

number of white supremacists killed.
god, these millennials are lazy!

What does the educated, millennial frog say?

*rid-debt, rid-debt, rid-debt*

I married a trophy wife

But I'm a millennial so all my friends have one, too

How to tell if someone is a millennial?

It's like ..really easy like…you just like…listen and ….like…you just kinda..know like…that you are like , a millennial. Know what I mean?

85% of Millennials struggle with figuring out the opposite of these words.

Always
Coming
Take
Me
Down

Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?

Because it allows them to fulfil the dream of buying a house.

Give a millennial a smartphone and he'll live for a day...

... any longer than that and he'll become a mindless, soulless, social media zombie.

Hear about the game of Life Millennial Edition?

There are 27 different pegs for gender and only four squares: Debt, Rent, Destroy an Industry, and early Death from lack of healthcare.

What do you call a 30 year old in a falcon suit?

The millennial falcon

Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast.

Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.

@sarahemclaugh

[OC] You millennials are always complaining that we ran up trillions of dollars of debt for you. Why can't you just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps?

After all, we pulled ourselves up by your bootstraps.

what do you call Johnny Cash's millennial grandson

Johnny Bitcoin

Saw a falcon eating avocado toast.

Guess it's a millennial falcon.

I'm sick and tired of these millennial weathermen...

In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.

How Many Baby Boomers does it take to explain a hippie joke to a Millennial?

"I'm offended"

How many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100

99 to earn a PhD in electrical engineering and interview for the job, and one to agree to do it for the "experience".

I was born in 1988, so you might think I'm a millennial

But please don't assume my generation. I actually identify as a baby boomer.

How can the Democrats light a fire under Millennial voters?

They can use Flint and Tinder

You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare....

Back in my day we just died

Young Han Solo never bought his own ship...

He just rented a Millennial Falcon.

If a millennial asks you...

If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes


Tell them that they're too young to remember the demon uprising of the 1980s

Millennials have such short attention spans

Says the generation that got bored of going to the moon by the third time

There are 3 types of rings common to the millennial marriage.

The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and tindering.

If a Millennial dies, they can be eulogized as such:

"They died doing what they loved. Dying."

My millennial son called me for the first time in a year and a half

I changed the Netflix password

So, What do you call a depressed space bird?

A Millennial Falcon

Did you hear about the millennial on Wheel of Fortune?

He tried to rent a vowel.

I asked a millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room...

He said: "Nah a ma stay."

Amazeballs is millennial for "cool",

But it's also Native American for "hush puppies".

Why are Millennials scared of Japan?

Because they cannot understand how any young person could show their elders respect.

What does a millennial cowboy say?

Yeet haw!

New Economy: Behind every broke Millennial...

...is a Baby Boomer earning a six figure salary that can't open a PDF.

Sadness.

What language does a millennial coder speak in?

Y33T Speak



(Yeet Speak)

Millennials won't get this...

Social Security

For every broke or unemployed millennial...

...there is a boomer earning six figures that can't open a PDF.

It's a new economy.

Mohammad bin Salman is 33 making him, technically, a Millennial...

...so now Baby Boomers can add "Journalists" to their list of "things Millennials are killing".

I just heard about this millennial type of logic...

I guess you could say it is a nuisance

As a millennial snowflake, if I can't win,

I at least expect a ribbon for precipitation.

How long does it take a millennial to screw in a lightbulb?

A millennial.

Why do millennials have such a poor taste in humor? Bc wn u to them a joke they don't get it for

Millennials

Why did the millennial cross the road?

Haha shows over folks

Millennials... they think they're so rich...

They could just come in here and rent the place.

Millennials are menials without land.

I visited my hometown to meet my favorite chef.

Unfortunately, he pasta away. I donated my entire millennial life savings of $13.42 to his Italian restaurant. Sometimes, one cannoli do so much. Just live and let Olive.

What's the best way to smuggle avacado toast across the galaxy?

On the millennial falcon.

I saw a millennial chick at the supermarket and thought she looked odd.

Then I realised she can't even.

Why can't millennials take a joke?

Because the jokes always hit a little too close to their parent's house.

What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?

That low key gave me chills

How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

That's racist.

About 15% of millennials like the band Twenty One Pilots...

...that same poll also said 15% of millennials were kissless virgins

People often tell me I'm very old fashioned for a millennial

I guess I'm just a late boomer.

A zoomer was invited to his millennial friend's wedding, and was asked to give a toast.

He didn't avocado.

How many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They sit in the dark and cry while posting blank pictures to instagram

How do you weigh a millennial?

In instagrams.

What do millennials get for doing nothing?

Atrophy.

How can you tell it's a Millennial nursing home?

All the residents have atrophy.

Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st century.

They're millennial falcons.

Straight to controversial, I know.

What did the millennial get on his wedding day?

A participation trophy wife.

How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 to hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How do Millennials fireproof their homes?

By never owning one.

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