Millennia Jokes
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Quirky and Hilarious Millennia Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
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Count Dracula survived on the blood of 18 year old virgins for Millennia...
He died last year.
Aliens come to earth...
They meet with all the world leaders. Eventually it's the Pope's turn to chat to them. He asks the one alien, Greetings alien, what do you think of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
The alien exclaims, Ah, JC! He's my boy! We have a massive party when he visits us once a year!
He visits you once a year? The Pope asks in astonishment. He hasn't been to earth in more than two millennia! How did you manage that?!
Well, when he first came to our planet we gave him a box of our finest chocolates. What did you guys do?
I'm especially worried about the π variant of COVID.
It's been several millennia, and π is still unsolved.
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