Millenials Jokes

Funniest Millenials Short Jokes

Short millenials jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The millenials humour may include short civilization jokes also.

1. How are millenials and tightrope walkers alike? Compromise their net and they will literally die.
2. I don't know why millenials always complain about the job market after college In the 15 years since I graduates I've held 5 entry level positions with every promotion.
3. Millenials are Killing the Coat Hanger Industry more than half of them support legal abortions.
4. What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly? The Millenial Falcon.
5. You know times are tough when you see a millenial playing Wheel Of Fortune And they have to rent an 'A'.
6. Why do millenials participate in odd social media challenges? Because they literally can't even.
7. What do you call a very catchy song that edgy, German millenial teenagers like to listen to? A Blitzkreig bop.
8. True story, I was walking chatting with my buddy telling him I was going to visit a concentration camp on Poland. He asked me if it was a type of yoga retreat.
   (millenials...)
9. Which Star Wars ship is most likely to be unemployed with a crushing amount of student loan debt? The Millenial Falcon
10. A Baby Boomer Eye Surgeon opened a clinic that specializes in treating Millenials. It's called, "We Do Real Eyes."

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Millenials One Liners

Which millenials one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with millenials? I can suggest the ones about placebo and century.

1. What does Tarzan falling to his death have in common with Millenials? I miss Vine.
2. Why don't Millenial barbers ever get sideburns right? They literally can't even.
3. Millenials dream about owning a house Too bad it's surreal estate
4. Millenials won't get this one Their own home
5. What do you call a spaceship that runs on all natural fuel? The Millenial falcon
6. Speaking as a 28 year old, Millenials are ruining self deprecating humor.
7. Should I be afraid of millenials? I hear they are killing everything.
8. What do the Millenials eat at the NASA cafeteria? Asstronaut
9. millenials like memes because they're narcissistic all they think about is me-me
10. What do you call it when a Millenials has an animal stuffed? Uberdermy!
11. Why male millenials are not crying? They dont wanr to ruin their make up.
12. What do you call a millenial lawyer? An advocato.
13. I heard millenials like s**... jokes. So I've been dying to make one.
14. It seems that h**... didn't like young people. I heard he killed six millenial Jews.

Hilarious Millenials Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about millenials you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean millennial jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make millenials pranks.