Milky Way Jokes

45 milky way jokes and hilarious milky way puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about milky way that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Milky Way Short Jokes

Short milky way jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The milky way humour may include short milky jokes also.

  1. There's a new machine at my gym. Used it for an hour and felt sick. It's really good though, does everything! Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways. The lot.
  2. What do a bag of Lay's potato chips and the Milky Way have in common? They're both mostly empty space.
  3. I read that the Large Magellanic Cloud is going to collide with the Milky Way in 2 billion years. Maybe the government shutdown will be over by then.
  4. Dog and a Candy Bar How is a dog before he goes into the vet like a Snickers, and after he comes out of the vet like a Milky Way?
    They are both the same, just without the nuts.
  5. Yo mama so dumb She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.
  6. Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays! i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.
  7. As soon as space travel is possible, I'm moving away from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy I'm galactose intolerant
  8. The Milky Way experienced a cosmic fender-bender with a dwarf galaxy 500 million years ago. It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.
  9. What do astronauts eat? Mars bars, galaxies and milky ways
  10. How do Canadians say Milky Way? Milky Eh.... Get it?

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Milky Way One Liners

Which milky way one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with milky way? I can suggest the ones about night sky and galaxy.

  1. Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way? He was galactose intolerant.
  2. I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy. It turns out I'm galactose intolerant.
  3. Why didn't galactus consume the milky way? He was galactose-intolerant.
    I'm sorry.
  4. Why does the universe expand?.... All the Milky Ways. You get it.
  5. What is Ugandan Knuckles' favourite food? Do you know da milky way?
  6. Do you know what Milky Way is? A galactose.
  7. Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
  8. How was the Milky Way formed? Through galactation!
  9. Just in case if you are feeling useless Somebody named our galaxy milky way
  10. Why haven't aliens come to the milky way The saw the reviews... *1 star*
  11. Which object in the Milky Way is a muddy brown colour? Uranus.
  12. What road stars drive on? The Milky Way.
  13. Where does a cow stop to drink?
    The milky way.
  14. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
    To get to the Milky Way!
  15. What did Andromeda say when it collided with the Milky Way? Oh, starry!

Hilarious Milky Way Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about milky way you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean galaxy universe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make milky way pranks.

Scientists have today discovered that dark matter actually does not exist.

The source of the unknown mass in the galaxy was never dark matter, but the result of a calculation mistake.
The scientists admit that they forgot to include your mother in the calculations, and therefor the last (approximately) 80% of the mass in the Milky Way has finally been discovered.

The Whale Joke

Two whales are on a road trip, and they decide to stop at a gas station to get some snacks.
So they go into the candy aisle,

And they pass the snickers,
They pass the kitkats
The skittles,
The starburst,
The airheads,
The milky ways,
And finally they see the m&ms.
And one whale says to the other:
And the other whale says:

Alone Guys and Girls

The known universe is made up of 50,000,000,000 galaxies. There are between 100,000,000,000 and 1,000,000,000,000 stars in a normal galaxy. In the Milky Way alone there might be as many 100 billion Earth-like planets. Still think you're alone?

A scientist and a r**...

A scientist said to a r**..., "What do you think about water on Mars?"
The r**... says, "Never tried it, but beer on a milky way isn't half bad."

Why do cows gaze at the night skies ?

To look for the Milky Way.