Milky Jokes

• Short Milky Jokes
• Milky One Liners
• Milky Way Jokes
• Milky Bar Jokes
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Funniest Milky Short Jokes

Short milky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The milky humour may include short milked jokes also.

1. There's a new machine at my gym. Used it for an hour and felt sick. It's really good though, does everything! Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways. The lot.
2. What do a bag of Lay's potato chips and the Milky Way have in common? They're both mostly empty space.
3. I read that the Large Magellanic Cloud is going to collide with the Milky Way in 2 billion years. Maybe the government shutdown will be over by then.
4. Dog and a Candy Bar How is a dog before he goes into the vet like a Snickers, and after he comes out of the vet like a Milky Way?
   They are both the same, just without the nuts.
5. Yo mama so dumb She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.
6. I'm a 1%er and the rest of you are beneath me I mean whole and 2% are too creamy and skim is basically disgusting milky water.
7. Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays! i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.
8. As soon as space travel is possible, I'm moving away from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy I'm galactose intolerant
9. The Milky Way experienced a cosmic fender-bender with a dwarf galaxy 500 million years ago. It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.
10. Why did the farmer place the cow on the weighing machine? He wanted to see the milky weigh.

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Milky One Liners

Which milky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with milky? I can suggest the ones about cow milked and dairy milk.

1. Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way? He was galactose intolerant.
2. I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy. It turns out I'm galactose intolerant.
3. what do you call it when you use milk to make protein drinks? Milky-Whey.
4. What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians? The Milky Hue.
5. Why didn't galactus consume the milky way? He was galactose-intolerant.
   I'm sorry.
6. Why does the universe expand?.... All the Milky Ways. You get it.
7. What is Ugandan Knuckles' favourite food? Do you know da milky way?
8. Do you know what Milky Way is? A galactose.
9. One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*.
10. Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
11. How was the Milky Way formed? Through galactation!
12. What do you call an Asian cow in space? The Milky Wei.
13. Just in case if you are feeling useless Somebody named our galaxy milky way
14. Why haven't aliens come to the milky way The saw the reviews... *1 star*
15. Which object in the Milky Way is a muddy brown colour? Uranus.

Milky Way Jokes

Here is a list of funny milky way jokes and even better milky way puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What road stars drive on? The Milky Way.
• Where does a cow stop to drink?
  The milky way.
• Why did the cow jump over the moon?
  To get to the Milky Way!
• What did Andromeda say when it collided with the Milky Way? Oh, starry!
• What do astronauts eat? Mars bars, galaxies and milky ways
• How do Canadians say Milky Way? Milky Eh.... Get it?
• Why do cows gaze at the night skies ? To look for the Milky Way.
• Earth got put in Milky Way Special Ed for being bi-polar.
• A scientist and a r**... A scientist said to a r**..., "What do you think about water on Mars?"
  The r**... says, "Never tried it, but beer on a milky way isn't half bad."

Milky Bar Jokes

Here is a list of funny milky bar jokes and even better milky bar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Milky Bars are on me!" my son shouted after a pallet fell on top of him in the supermarket.

Giggle-Inducing Milky Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about milky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean milking cow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make milky pranks.