Milkshake Jokes

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of milkshake jokes! From classic jokes to silly puns, we've got something for everyone. So grab a glass and enjoy!

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Best Short Milkshake Jokes

These are our top milkshake puns. Have fun with a good milkshake joke in English with simple milkshake humour.

  1. Why does Michael J. fox make really good milkshakes? Because he's rich and can afford the best ingredients
  2. Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.
  3. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"
  4. how come Michael J. Fox can make such good milkshakes? because he is rich and can afford high quality ingredients!..
  5. I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought to myself... Wow, this is ledge 'n dairy!
  6. Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake
    What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
    What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef
  7. The yard. Son: Dad!
    Dad: What is it son?
    Son: Boys are gathering into our yard!
    Dad: ...How many boys?
    Son: All of them...
  8. How do you make a milkshake?
    Give a cow a pogo stick.
  9. What do you call a mythical milkshake? Legendairy
    (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
  10. What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
    A milkshake.
Milkshake joke

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these milkshake jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of milkshake puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Milkshake One Liners

Which milkshake dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with milkshake?

  1. I like my women like I like my milkshake Not at all. I'm lactose intolerant and gay
  2. My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes.
  3. What do you call a Cow in a Earthquake? A milkshake
  4. What do you call a cow in a tornado Milkshake
  5. What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake
  6. What do cows produce during an earthquake? MILKSHAKE!!!!
  7. Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox.
  8. What do you call a cow having a seizure? A milkshake.
  9. What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!
  10. What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane? A milkshake.
  11. What do you get when you motorboat a woman who breastfeeds? A milkshake
  12. What do you call a dancing cow? A milkshake
  13. Why are racists bad at making milkshakes and smoothies? They don't blend.
  14. How does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? With the finest ingredients.
  15. Why is America the largest importer of coffee? So they can flavor their milkshakes.

My Milkshake Jokes

Here is a list of funny my milkshake jokes and even better my milkshake puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear they're making designer milkshakes now? They're not suitable for the Lacoste intolerant.
  • Why are Michael J. Fox's milkshakes the best? He uses the best ingredients
    Stay classy ;)
  • Why is the ice cream man famous? His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
  • What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake? A Milkshake
  • Hey if you got a milkshake after someone shook it shouldn't it be called a milkshook?
  • With McDonald's now offering delivery options... ...all the boys bring my milkshake to the yard.
  • My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, "hey, that's not milk!"
  • What do you get when you cross a cow with an earthquake ? Milkshakes.
  • My mother was a dancer. So I grew up with milkshakes.
  • Did you hear why Mike Tyson stopped ordering milkshakes? They made him thick.
Milkshake joke, Did you hear why Mike Tyson stopped ordering milkshakes?

Humorous Milkshake Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about milkshake to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make milkshake prank.

A drunk walks into a library...

He goes up to the desk and slurs: I'll have a burger, fries and a milkshake.
The librarian replies: Sir, this is a library!
***whispers*** Sorry, I'll have a burger, fries and a milkshake.

The Library

This is one of my favorite jokes that NOBODY ever thinks is funny. It is funnier when spoken, but since I have no friends, Reddit will have to do.
Here it goes:
A guy walks into a library. He strolls up to the counter and looks at the librarian dead in the eyes and screams MA'AM I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER A LARGE FRY AND A LARGE MILKSHAKE PLEASE!!!
The librarian shushes him and sternly says in a whisper, Sir! This is a library!
The man immediately apologizes and whispers,
So sorry, I'll have a cheeseburger a large fry and a large milkshake please

A lady walks into an ice cream shop.

"Can I get a chocolate scoop on a cone?" she asks.
"Sorry, ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream," says the man behind the counter.
"Oh, well then can I get a chocolate sundae?" she asks.
"We're out of chocolate," he repeats.
"Well, how about a chocolate milkshake?"
The man is frustrated at this point and decides to teach her a lesson.
"Ma'am, do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"
"Yes," she says.
"Do you also see the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"I do."
"Ma'am, do you see the 'frick' in chocolate?"
"There's no 'frick' in chocolate..."

A blonde goes into a library and, speaking clearly and loudly, orders a burger, fries and a milkshake.

The librarian rolls his eyes and says, exasperated, "This is a library, ma'am."
So the blonde leans in and whispers, "Sorry. I'll have a burger, fries, and a milkshake."

A Bear walks into McDonalds

A bear walks into Mcdonalds and goes up to the register.
"How can I help you?" (lady at register)
"yeah can I get a milk..............shake?" (bear)
"uh of course you can but I have to ask you....What's up with the pause?" (lady at register)
"Paws?.......Well I am a bear"

After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to use the rest room.

Since he didn't want anyone to take his shake, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The world's strongest weight lifter," and left it under his glass.
When he returned from making his pit stop, the glass was empty. Under it was a new napkin with a note that said
"Thanks for the treat!" It was signed, "The world's fastest runner."

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

\-A **milkshake**

A man walks into a bar wit a giraffe

He sits down at the bar and orders himself a pint and a milkshake for the giraffe.
He finishes his pint, the giraffe finishes it's milkshake and he orders another for each of them.
Again they finish and have another.
After the third the giraffe drops down dead. The man gets up to walk out and the barman stops him;
"Oi mate, You can't leave that lying there"
The man turns around and says;
"it's not a lion, it's a giraffe"

Milkshake joke, Why is America the largest importer of coffee?

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