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7 milks jokes and hilarious milks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about milks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cheeky Milks Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What is a good milks joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man is very thirsty...

A man is very thirsty. As he is stumbling down the country road he sees a cow grazing in front of a cottage. "I'm saved!", he says to himself as he milks the cow and quenches his thirst.
The man knocks on the door to pay for the milk. "Your cow's milk saved me," he says. The home owner replies, "Cow? I don't own a cow, I just have a bull."

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

& they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"

New Deal joke my grandfather told me

Everyone has 2 cows.
The Socialist keeps 1 and gives 1 to his neighbour.
The Communist gives both cows to the government who gives back some of the milk.
The Fascist keep the cows but gives the milk to the government, who then sells some of it back.
The New Dealist shoots both the cows and milks the government.

What's the difference between a young christian boy and most grocery store milks?

One is pasteurized, the others pastorized.

My wife teases me with ice cream bc she knows I'm lactose intolerant.

She really milks it too.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like, "hey, that's not milk!"

milkshakes.

so my girlfriend asked me if I wanted a big after work. I said "sure". She came to my house a couple hours later with two Ben & j**...'s milkshakes.


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The impact of these milks jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.