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40 milkman jokes and hilarious milkman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about milkman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Milkman Jokes

Short milkman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The milkman humour may include short milked jokes also.

  1. Mum just told me my dad's actually the milkman Which would explain why he gets up so early each day
  2. I walked in on my wife and the milkman the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
  3. Me and my friend look terribly alike Whenever someone ask if we're brother's, I say...
    "No we're not, but my dad is a milkman"
  4. The milkman A man comes home to his wife and says 'apparently the milkman has slept with every woman on this street except one', his wife replies 'I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 12'
  5. I ordered milk for a milk bath The milkman asked, pasteurized ? I said no, just under my chin
  6. I told my girlfriend that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our building except one!! I bet it's the snooty b**... at number twenty three, she replied.
  7. "Look out, it's the Spoiler! He's gonna ruin every joke on the sub!" "The milkman was the real father!"
    "**Nooooooooo!**"

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Milkman joke, "Look out, it's the Spoiler! He's gonna ruin every joke on the sub!"


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about milkman can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of milkman puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Milkman One Liners

Which milkman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with milkman? I can suggest the ones about mailman and milk carton.

  1. What do you call a gay milkman? A dairy queen.
  2. How does a milkman become a priest? He gets pastorized.
  3. Where did the milkman go when he died? The creama-torium.
  4. Why Did the Milkman Get Fired? He was skimming off the top.
  5. What did the bull say to the milkman, when he tried milking him? take the udder one!
  6. Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve? The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
  7. What do you call a milkman wearing high heeled shoes...? A Dairy Queen.
  8. What do you call a milkman in high heels? Dairy Queen
  9. Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky
  10. What do you call a black milkman joke Well, this should be chocolate milkman
  11. Why did the French milkman have to hurry? He was running lait
  12. What did Khaleesi say to the milkman? GOT MILK?
  13. What happened to the Milkman? He drank all the milk....
    makes sense no? logically, yes!
  14. Do you want to build a snowman? Cat. Who's there? The milkman. The milkman who? Moose.
  15. Milkman Today my girlfriend was s**... harassed by a milkman.
    This really happened

Milkman joke, Milkman

Cheeky Milkman Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about milkman you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cow milked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make milkman prank.

Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced...

My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!
What makes you say that? the bartender inquired.
Last week, Bill explained, I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman or mailman came by, she'd run down the driveway waving her arms and hollering, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!'

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath". The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my b**...."

Teacher asked kids to tell her what they liked the most about her and she would tell them who they would be when they grew up.

Sally : I like your hair teacher!
Teacher: well, you're going to be a hair stylist!
George : I like your teeth teacher!
T : Well, you're going to be a dentist.
Then little Johhny jumps out of his seat and yells : I already know what i'm gonna be!
T : well, tell us.
Johhny : A milkman!

Blonde Woman Wants To Look Young Again

A blonde woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
The milkman read the note, and thought there must be a mistake. He asked the women if she meant 2.5 gallons.
The blonde woman said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want the milk to be pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my b**.... I can splash it on my eyes."

A woman goes into labor with her child.

The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

A woman goes into labor with her child

The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father.
He asks if it is ok to use the new device.
The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%.
The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%.
He still feels nothing.
They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%.
The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

Little Johnny

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it.
He says, "Hey, Dad! What are you doing?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning."

A milkman gets an order for 45 pints of milk.

Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake.
she confirms saying "Milk baths are good for your skin," explains the woman.
"Oh, OK," replies the milkman. "Do you need it pasteurized then?"
"No," says the woman. "Up to my neck will be fine."

The light switch [true story]

One day, the milkman came to the farm to bring the milk to the factory.
He left a note to my father saying : " the light switch isn't working "
To what my father replied another note : " the light switch doesn't like it gentle "
The dairy man left the last note : " Neither the baker's wife ! "

Milkman joke, The milkman

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