Milk Float Jokes
4 milk float jokes and hilarious milk float puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about milk float that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Milk Float Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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How do you make...
How do you make a dead baby float?
With a scoop of ice cream.
How do you make a dead baby shake?
Cup of milk
2 cups of fruit
A dead baby and a blender
How do you make a dead baby split?
A sharp axe and a strong swing.
Ants can float on water using their toes. But why can't larger ants float on milk?
Because they lack toes in taller ants.
Skin Milk
WTH is Skin Milk? I've never seen it put i've heard of it and it sounds disgusting. I mean, is it milk with Cow Skin floating around in it. I don't wanna drink that.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup of milk
2 scoops of dead baby.
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