Milk Bath Jokes
12 milk bath jokes and hilarious milk bath puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about milk bath that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Milk Bath Short Jokes
Short milk bath jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The milk bath humour may include short bed bath jokes also.
- Did you know that bathing in cows' milk is good for your legs? After all, it was originally made for calves.
- Anybody taking bath in Milk.. "Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower." - I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower. - I ordered milk for a milk bath The milkman asked, pasteurized ? I said no, just under my chin
- A woman calls her local dairy, telling them she wants to order enough milk to take a milk bath... You want the milk pasteurized?
No, just up to my t**....
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Milk Bath One Liners
Which milk bath one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with milk bath? I can suggest the ones about bubble bath and sponge bath.
- Why did the farmer take a milk bath? Because he's too tall for a milk shower.
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What funny jokes about milk bath you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make milk bath pranks.
Boudreaux decides to surprise his wife for Valentine's day. His wife has been wanting a milk bath to soothe her skin. He goes to the milk man and states he needs some milk. The milk man says, Since you are filling up the bathtub, do you want it pasteurize?
Boudreaux says, no I just need it passed her a**..., not pasteurize (passed her eyes)
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath". The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my b**...."
My wife has really dry skin
My wife has really dry skin so I asked my doctor what I could do about it.
He said, "Give her a milk bath."
I said, "Pasteurized?"
The doctor replied, "No, just up to her knees will do."
Blonde Woman Wants To Look Young Again
A blonde woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
The milkman read the note, and thought there must be a mistake. He asked the women if she meant 2.5 gallons.
The blonde woman said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want the milk to be pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my b**.... I can splash it on my eyes."
A woman had a terrible skin disease
That covered her legs. She went to a dermatologist and he said
"What you have is very rare but easily cured. Take a bath in milk for 3 nights and it will go away."
The woman went home and called the local grocery store and said
"I would like to buy 40 gallons of milk to bathe in."
The man on the phone exclaimed "40 gallons pasturized!?"
She said "heavens no... Just past my waist."
A Lady walks into a Grocery Store..
A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk. "I have a skin problem and the Doctor prescribed a milk bath". The clerk asked "Pasteurised?" She replied "No just up to my chin"
A woman heard a milk bath was good for your skin
Next time the milk man stopped by she was sure to ask if he could bring enough next time for a bath. "Would you prefer pasteurized?" He asked. "No, just up to my knees is fine".
A milkman gets an order for 45 pints of milk.
Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake.
she confirms saying "Milk baths are good for your skin," explains the woman.
"Oh, OK," replies the milkman. "Do you need it pasteurized then?"
"No," says the woman. "Up to my neck will be fine."
