Military Wife Jokes
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A Colonel's wife was walking her dog in a military base.
She was pleased by the snappy salutes she received from a couple of soldiers who passed by.
The effect was lost when she overheard one soldier ask the other, "who is she?" and the other answered, "Don't know...but it is the colonel's dog!"
[military joke] My wife asked me why I had condoms in my car
I said for my privates
I unironically believe being a wife is the hardest job in the military.
I mean, think about it. It has like a 70% washout rate.
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