The Best 29 Milf Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Milf jokes. There are some milf lattes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these milf momma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Milf Jokes and Puns

How do you know you're getting old?

When you look at a MILF and wonder what her mom looks like.

How do you measure a milf?

themommeter

My mum sent me a text saying, "I've got a funny game."

"What is it?" I replied.

She said, "For every text you send to me, you have to put 'you' at the end."

"That's the stupidest idea since...you!" I replied.

She said, "Son, what does MILF stand for?"

"I'm not falling for that." I added.

Milf joke, My mum sent me a text saying, "I've got a funny game."

Best part of banging a milf

What's the best part of having sex with a milf?

Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!

Do you know what I miss about my childhood?

Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf


What do you call an edited series of MILF videos?

A Momtage

What do you call an attractive black mom?

Chocolate Milf

Milf joke, What do you call an attractive black mom?

What is the best part about banging a Milf

...you get to steal the Capri sun in the morning.

Two rednecks from Alabama are sitting, drinking. . .

When one turns to the other & declares "I'm finally dating a geeeenuuuuine MILF!"

The other looks up & says: "Really, Jim Bob?"

"Yep!" Jim Bob replies. "She's fifteen but she only got 3 kids."

What's hindi for milf?

Mumbae

Blonde Mom: I think my son's friends have lisps

They keep asking me for some Milf.

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Why I love working out at the gym I go to!

There's this hot MILF always walking around checking me out.

I love home gyms.

MILF

Apparently MILF are really fighting extremists in the Philipines.

Acronyms are no joke.

Dad starting to notice he's getting old

Girls that he only used to see in the TEEN category are now starting to appear in the category MILF

What do you call a High School Senior girl in Alabama?

You call her a MILF.

What does a slutty cow produce?

Milf.

Milf joke, What does a slutty cow produce?

10s to 20s is underage, 30s and 40s is MILF, 50s and 60s is cougars, 70s and 80s is grannies...

90s and above is necrophilia.

You know you're getting old when

You find your favorite teen pornstar under the milf category.

A girl from New Mexico invited me for some fun but she turnout to be a jailbait

and MILF.


What did the Ancient Egyptians call a good lookin mummy?

a MILF

My wife left me because of autocorrect.

That's the last time she'll ever text me saying "can you please bring home some milf from the supermarket."

My buddy is really upset at losing a promotion at work to an attractive, older woman.

I said, Don't cry over skilled MILF.

My mother in law's name is Francessca

I call her MIL-F

What do you call a Japanese MILF with a dark complexion?

Hiroshi Ma.

My older, attractive next door neighbor had a seizure on her front yard today.

The MILF shakes brought paramedics to the yard.

My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague.

I said, Don't cry over skilled milf.

PornHub now requires all visitors to watch at least 5 minutes of dwarf MILF content before accessing other videos.

That's the bare mini mum.

A captain enhances his soldiers' spirit before going to battle

He asks Ryan first

\- What is America, you?

\- It is my mother, and I love it more than anything.

\- What would you do for her?

\- I would sacrifice myself, if necessary.

Pleased, he asks Forrest

\- And you, do you love America, soldier?

\- Yes, but actually no, sir.

\- Why is that, soldier?

\- It would be morally wrong, sir. Ryan's mom is married, and I ain't a big fan of MILF.

I encountered a milf at a bar last night

although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy

we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time

then, she asked me flirtatiously

"have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"

I said, "Nope, not yet".

She drank a little more, and said, "well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."

So she took me to her place.

She took out her keys

opens her door

turn on the light

and she yells towards upstairs

"Mom, are you still awake?

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