Miley Jokes

Funniest Miley Short Jokes

Short miley jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The miley humour may include short miley cyrus jokes also.

1. I heard miley cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot She plays Hannibal Montannibal.
2. Miley Cyrus is a strictly american phenomenon... most everywhere else in the world, she'd be Kilometery Cyrus
3. What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator? A caiman like a wrecking ball.
4. My music teacher asked me a question. I said, "Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift." "Excuse me?" he replied, hesitantly. "I was asking if you knew 'sheet' music."
5. Miley Cyrus's fiancé wants to break up with her. When asked why, he said that it's not twerking.
6. Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" video. "Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"
7. Miley Cyrus Do you know what happened after Miley Cyrus fell down at a concert?
   She got twerkmans comp.
8. Now that Miley Cyrus is no longer doing raunchy pop music.. She decided to apply for twerkers comp
9. What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner? Twerky!
   I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
10. Miley Cyrus So Miley Cyrus entered a rehab treatment facility last week but was denied admission because they didn't think it would "twerk" out

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Miley One Liners

Which miley one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with miley? I can suggest the ones about oxide and gaga.

1. What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe? ... Kilometre Cyrus
2. What does Miley Cyrus serve on Thanksgiving? Twerky.
3. What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be? A 'Miley Cyprus'.
   Dear god, shoot me.
4. Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over? twerk
5. What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use? TWERQY.
6. Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up? It wasn't twerking out.
7. My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus. It has stopped twerking.
8. What's miley cyrus's favourite color? twerkquoise
9. How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking
10. Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
    A: It just wasn't twerking.
11. How did Miley Cyrus avoid going to rehab? She went cold twerky
12. What did Miley Cyrus' co-worker ask her? Twerking hard or hardly twerking?
13. Q: What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a salad?
    A: The salad is dressed.
14. I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
15. J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
    A: TWERKY!

Miley Cyrus Jokes

Here is a list of funny miley cyrus jokes and even better miley cyrus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Elton John and Miley Cyrus win best original rendition by an original artist at the 2018 Grammy Awards For best original cover of Tony Danza
• Miley Cyrus changed her political views... She's re-releasing her single "Party in the CSA".
• Why are dockhands never featured in Miley Cyrus music videos? Because they're port workers.
• I invited Miley Cyrus to my house. "She came in like a wrecking ball!"
• Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ? Montana.
• What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish? twerkins
• What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun? A shooting star
• What do you call a Persian monarch who doesn't understand the metric system? Miley Cyrus
• I've been trying to think of a joke about Miley Cyrus... It just hasn't been twerking.
• Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party? She had to go t'work instead.

Comedy Miley Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about miley you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cartoon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make miley pranks.