Miley Cyrus Jokes

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Funniest Miley Cyrus Short Jokes

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  1. I heard Miley Cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot She plays Hannibal Montannibal.
  2. Miley Cyrus is a strictly american phenomenon... most everywhere else in the world, she'd be Kilometery Cyrus
  3. What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator? A caiman like a wrecking ball.
  4. My music teacher asked me a question. I said, "Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift." "Excuse me?" he replied, hesitantly. "I was asking if you knew 'sheet' music."
  5. Miley Cyrus's fiancé wants to break up with her. When asked why, he said that it's not twerking.
  6. Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" video. "Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"
  7. Miley Cyrus Do you know what happened after Miley Cyrus fell down at a concert?
    She got twerkmans comp.
  8. If Miley Cyrus lived during ancient Egyptian times... Her name would be Miley Osiris!
    Or if she was Irish Egyptian, Miley O'Cyrus!!
    (I'll show myself out)
  9. Now that Miley Cyrus is no longer doing raunchy pop music.. She decided to apply for twerkers comp
  10. Dear Canada, as a thank you for sending us Justin Bieber We are sending you Miley Cyrus, Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell

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Miley Cyrus One Liners

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  1. What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe? ... Kilometre Cyrus
  2. What does Miley Cyrus serve on Thanksgiving? Twerky.
  3. Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave
  4. How they call Miley Cyrus in europe? Kilometer Cyrus
  5. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? twerky!
  6. Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over? twerk
  7. What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use? TWERQY.
  8. Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up? It wasn't twerking out.
  9. My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus. It has stopped twerking.
  10. What do they call Miley Cyrus in Canada? Kilometer-y Cyrus
  11. What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving? Twerkey!
  12. What's miley cyrus's favourite color? twerkquoise
  13. How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking
  14. Unfortunately Miley Cyrus broke up with her boyfriend It didn't twerk out
  15. Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
    A: Roast twerky!

Miley Cyrus Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

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Yo momma is so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.

Yo momma so fat, Miley Cyrus uses her as a wrecking ball!

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Yo momma is so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.

All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?

J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?

Q: What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a salad?
A: The salad is dressed.

The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn'

t a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris t**....

When Miley Cyrus gets n**... & licks a hammer it's "art" & "music". But when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "have to leave the hardware store".

Miley Cyrus isn't mentally challenged, she's just a little...


Did you hear Miley Cyrus got a new job?

Coworkers say she has an excellent Twerk ethic

On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird?

You don't want to know.

Miley Cyrus Christmas dinner.

What is Miley Cyrus going to have for Christmas dinner...?

When Miley Cyrus gets n**... and licks a's "art" and "music".

But when I do it...I'm "wasted", and "have to leave Home Depot".

Miley Gets Classy

One day, Miley Cyrus had a business suit on and was carrying a briefcase.
When she walked outside, a man noticed what she was wearing.
"Wow, you're looking fancy. Where are you even going?" the man asked.
She responded "Twerk."

What did the crocodilian Miley Cyrus say?

I caiman like a Wrecking Ball

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?


Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

Why you should wash your car?


I've been trying to think of a joke about Miley Cyrus...

It just hasn't been twerking.

What do you call a Persian monarch who doesn't understand the metric system?

Miley Cyrus

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Miley Cyrus

So Miley Cyrus entered a rehab treatment facility last week but was denied admission because they didn't think it would "twerk" out

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?


Lick the hammer

Miley Cyrus gets n**... and licks a hammer and they call it art. I do it and I get kicked out of Home Depot.

Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?


What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Why are dockhands never featured in Miley Cyrus music videos?

Because they're port workers.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer n**..., it's art.

When I do it, I'm drunk and told to leave Home Depot.

I finally know what Miley Cyrus's s**... orientation is.

She's hammer-s**....

I invited Miley Cyrus to my house.

"She came in like a wrecking ball!"

Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets n**... and licks a hammer it's "s**..." and "art"

But when I do it I'm "drunk" and need to "get out of Home Depot"

What did Miley Cyrus' co-worker ask her?

Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

Why is it...

That when Miley Cyrus licks a hammer n**... it's called 'Music' and 'Art', but when I do it, it's called 'Property Damage' and 'Nudity' and I get kicked out of Home Depot?

What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas?


When Miley Cyrus gets n**... and licks a sledgehammer it's art and music

But when I do it I'm drunk and ruining the wedding

Elton John and Miley Cyrus win best original rendition by an original artist at the 2018 Grammy Awards

For best original cover of Tony Danza

How did Miley Cyrus avoid going to rehab?

She went cold twerky

Miley Cyrus changed her political views...

She's re-releasing her single "Party in the CSA".

What would you call Miley Cyrus when she leaves America....

*kilometer cyrus*

Why are the brake discs of Miley Cyrus' car shaped like a human o**...?

'cause nothing brakes like a heart.

What makes Miley Cyrus' toilet so special?

It's a p**... in the USA

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