Mildly Jokes
36 mildly jokes and hilarious mildly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mildly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a quick laugh? Check out this article featuring some of the best mildly inappropriate jokes. From pandas to youtubers, these jokes are sure to give you a chuckle—albeit a considerably mild one.
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Funniest Mildly Short Jokes
Short mildly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mildly humour may include short slightly jokes also.
- Ha - mildly amusing Haha - laughing
Hahaha - saracstic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive - [Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film? It was his biggest role to date.
- After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde.
He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion. - Laughing scale Ha – Mildly amusing
Haha – Funny
Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh
Hahahaha – Stayin alive - A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish. I call it instant korma.
I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it. - A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Because they only had two pickup trucks - Warning about new batch of "ice" Police are warning drug users about a diluted, mild version of ice doing the rounds. They are calling it "crystal meh".
- Even though the country is called iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile
- [Mild SPOILERS] Nice to see Arya Stark FINALLY get involved in the war... She really jumped into the Frey.
- I just watched a TV show where a bunch of stoners are sitting around having mild arguments. It's a mellow drama.
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Mildly One Liners
Which mildly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mildly? I can suggest the ones about gently and weakly.
- Chuck Norris has died. He has since recovered from this mild inconvenience.
- I like my Jesus like I like my chicken strips... Tender and mild
- A very tall and handsome man walks into a bar and suffers a mild concussion.
- What do you call taco sauce protectors? Mild Protective Services
- What happens when a DJ is playing a song with a small bass drop? The crowd goes mild.
- I like my Holy Infants the way I like my chicken wings.., Tender and mild.
- What do you call it when someone is mildly polite in space? Comet courtesy
- Did you hear about the mildly popular group sketch artist? He drew a small crowd.
- Lou Reed really doesn't like spicy stir-fries. He always takes his wok on the mild side.
- I Have A Addiction To Cheddar Cheese Don't Worry, It's Only Mild
- Dyslexia I'm glad my dyslexia is mild enough that I can still dear.
- The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale It was a solid 5/7
- Would you be mildly disappointed if Drew Barrymore didn't introduce herself as… IMDB?
- Title of #864 #864 with a mild twist from #533
- (Generic title that catches your attention) (Mildly amusing pun)
Cheeky Mildly Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about mildly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean partially jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mildly pranks.
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p**... and m**... take a short cut home across a farmers field
p**...: "Ahhh, m**... look: there's a flock of Cows in the next field"
m**... says: "Herd of Cows, p**...... Herd of Cows"
Mildly infuriated, p**... replies:
"Of course I've heard of Cows, m**...: there's a b**... flock of them in the next field!!"
I had a meeting with my son's headteacher.
I slammed my hand on the desk. "My son...Nick...came home from school with ash on his clothes. He seemed mildly stimulated, too."
"Nicotine?" he asked me.
I said, "Not even that, he's twelve."
A magic show...
Two friends, Bob and Hank, are watching a magician perform. Mildly amused by the standard tricks and illusions they have seen so far, their attention perks up when they see the beautiful assistant come out from behind the curtain for the saw the lady in half trick. As she is climbing into the box, Bob leans over and whispers, That's some hot broad. I'd ask her out, wouldn't you?
Nah, Hank says, I'd probably get the half that eats.
Why do they only shoot clay pigeons?
Because you shouldn't shoot the messenger!
(Groan, although I'm mildly proud of this)
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As I watched the gorilla b**... against the glass I started to become mildly scared.
Standards have really dropped at the Red Light District.
I'm clicking on this post now.
I think it's mildly humorous how this joke is written in the first person, so I'll leave an upvote because I feel obliged to do so.
Have you heard of the mildly epileptic trap artist?
He had a lil seizure.
What do you call a mildly aggressive but angsty orange vegetable?
A beta carrot teen.
You know there isn't anything even mildly interesting when hockey is all over the front page
Really there isn't anything to talk about but hockey...😭
A man bets his friend he can mildly irritate everyone by saying and doing nothing.
Four ducks walk into a court room
The judge says, What is your name and what are you here for? to the first duck. He says, My name is Quack and I am here for illegally blowing bubbles. The judge says the same to the next duck. The next duck says, My name is Quack Quack and I am here for illegally blowing bubbles. The judge gets mildly confused, but keeps asking. The third ducks says, My name is Quack Quack Quack and I'm here for illegally blowing bubbles. The judge says to the last duck, Let me guess, your name is Quack Quack Quack Quack and you're here for illegally blowing bubbles? The last duck says, No, I'm Bubbles.
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Ahhhh, old romance . . .
Janet was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep, but Janet was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a p**... on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Janet asked.
"To get my teeth!"
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Romance
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a p**... on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
