Mild Jokes
64 mild jokes and hilarious mild puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mild that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some mild yet humorous jokes to spice up your day? Check out our collection of mild jokes ranging from dark to rude to practical to lightly inappropriate that are appropriate for any situation and any trimester! Read on for some pleasant mild humor.
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Funniest Mild Short Jokes
Short mild jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mild humour may include short severe jokes also.
- Ha - mildly amusing Haha - laughing
Hahaha - saracstic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive - [Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film? It was his biggest role to date.
- After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde.
He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion. - Laughing scale Ha – Mildly amusing
Haha – Funny
Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh
Hahahaha – Stayin alive - A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish. I call it instant korma.
I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it. - A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Because they only had two pickup trucks - Mildly racist! Why do all black people have white palms? There is a bit of good in everybody.
- Warning about new batch of "ice" Police are warning drug users about a diluted, mild version of ice doing the rounds. They are calling it "crystal meh".
- Even though the country is called iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile
- Man walks into Starbucks Not too experienced with the ordering process, he says " I"ll just have a mild roast".
The barrista says "you have very average ears"
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Mild One Liners
Which mild one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mild? I can suggest the ones about benign and minor.
- Chuck Norris has died. He has since recovered from this mild inconvenience.
- I like my Jesus like I like my chicken strips... Tender and mild
- A very tall and handsome man walks into a bar and suffers a mild concussion.
- What do you call taco sauce protectors? Mild Protective Services
- What happens when a DJ is playing a song with a small bass drop? The crowd goes mild.
- I like my Holy Infants the way I like my chicken wings.., Tender and mild.
- What do you call it when someone is mildly polite in space? Comet courtesy
- Did you hear about the mildly popular group sketch artist? He drew a small crowd.
- A guy walks into a bar -- and sustains a mild concussion.
- Lou Reed really doesn't like spicy stir-fries. He always takes his wok on the mild side.
- Jared Fogle went from having a mild cholestrol problem To a child molestrol problem
- I Have A Addiction To Cheddar Cheese Don't Worry, It's Only Mild
- Dyslexia I'm glad my dyslexia is mild enough that I can still dear.
- The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale It was a solid 5/7
- Would you be mildly disappointed if Drew Barrymore didn't introduce herself as… IMDB?
Mild Humor Jokes
Here is a list of funny mild humor jokes and even better mild humor puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm clicking on this post now. I think it's mildly humorous how this joke is written in the first person, so I'll leave an upvote because I feel obliged to do so.
Comical Mild Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about mild you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slightly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mild pranks.
7 mildly offensive jokes
**What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? **
A speech impediment.
**What's the Cuban National Anthem? **
Row row row your boat.
**What's the fastest way to a man's heart? **
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
**Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a r**... baby? **
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
**Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? **
Because those men already have boyfriends.
**What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? **
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
**What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? **
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
I have this condition, I wake up at ten to nine every day...
Doctor says it is nothing serious just a mild case of ten-to-ninetis.
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My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words....
....d**... if I do, darned if I don't
The three wise men find Baby Jesus in the desert and eat him...
one asks the others "how is your Holy Infant?"
Between bites he says "Tender, Mild."
You know there isn't anything even mildly interesting when hockey is all over the front page
Really there isn't anything to talk about but hockey...😭
(Mild GoT spoilers) Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?
Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.
Never ask google for medical advice..
Ive gone from a mild headache to clinically dead in 3 clicks.
What do you call a cow who's had an abortion?
Decaffeinated.
Complements of a thrift store find 'Truly Tasteless Jokes Two'. This was one of the mild ones.
Why was Jesus such a hol(e)y infant?
Sorry, that's my bad. I took a few bites when I heard he was tender and mild.
Can somebody help me? My dishwasher isn't working properly
It has a mild cough and a runny nose.
[Mild SPOILERS] Nice to see Arya Stark FINALLY get involved in the war...
She really jumped into the Frey.
Kevin Hart pick pocketed some of my cash on the way home yesterday.
It was a mild Hart attack.
A sewage worker has just started his first day on the job
He and his supervisor are standing over a manhole and the new guy begins to climb down.
Suddenly he looks up with a look of mild panic in his eyes and says,
"Wait, what happens if I fall in?"
His supervisor looks down and him and replies,
"Son, if you fall, u**... over you head."
A Chinese man has a mild heart attack.
Doctor: Take care of yourself or next one will be spicy.
Scientists use both positive and negative conditioning to teach cats to speak.
In a group of cats, a tutor would reward an individual cat who said "me" with the best food at feeding time. In another experiment, a researcher would apply mild electric shocks to the subject cat until it said "ow".
The lead scientist said they've had some success, however they weren't sure if the cats were using those words in the right context.
There was a fight at a local spices shop.
Don't worry about it. There was only a mild altercation.
What did cheesus say to his daddy about the human race?
Please be mild upon them
Jared from Subway had a mild cholesterol problem...
Now he has a child molesterol problem.
Title of #864
#864 with a mild twist from #533
spoiled milk
An old lady was having s**... with her husband ,
the next day she found him dead , when she asked the doc why he died ,
he said that the cow that he drank mild from an old cow.
What do the baby Jesus and a chicken goujon have in common?
They're both tender and mild.
I see the local baker was enjoying his mild celebrity status in the town paper after saving a drowning man..
He was acting really flan buoyant .
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Doctor: "*I have some pressing news...*"
Me: "*Lay it on me Doc*"
Dr: "*I'll put this as lightly as I can, You have a mild blunt-force-trauma allergy*"
Me: "*Well, that hit me like a ton of bricks!*"
Dr: "*Don't let this hold you down...*"
Me: "*I's it congenital - because if it is, my kids'll be crushed*"
In the supermarket yesterday, some bloke threw a pack of mild cheddar at me.
I thought "that's not very mature".
I just watched a TV show where a bunch of stoners are sitting around having mild arguments.
It's a mellow drama.
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death of her husband, Earl
She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army p**... and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital o**... and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just by your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
A woman goes to the doctor because she suspects she might have covid
She enters the office and while she was in the middle of explaining her symptoms the doctor with a blushed face calls his assistant and asks for a room to admit the woman into the hospital.
The woman surprised says "Are you sure I have covid? It's just a mild cough and I haven't been even tested yet!
To which the doctor replies "Lady I just had finished my lunch and released a huge f**... a second before you came in, if you couldn't smell that I'm not wasting a test"
