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Amusing & Witty Migration Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What is a good migration joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Animals: winter is here, we need a plan to survive.

Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?

As migration approached, two elderly vultures

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.
"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

There were 3 Chinese men...

Han, Chan and Fan were planning on migrating to the USA.
They all wanted to assimilate as quickly as possible, so they decided to adopt more traditional American sounding names.
Han decided that he would be Huck.
Chan decided that he would be Chuck.
And Fan...well Fan decided that he`d stay in China.

What did the goose say when he found out about flying south?

Wanna hear migrate idea?


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