Migraine Jokes
34 migraine jokes and hilarious migraine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about migraine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the use of humor to cope with the struggles of dealing with migraine headaches, epilepsy, wheat sensitivities and vertigo. It provides an outlet to laugh and cope with the day-to-day frustrations of living with these conditions.
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Funniest Migraine Short Jokes
Short migraine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The migraine humour may include short headache jokes also.
- Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine
- While in Soviet Russia, I went to visit a doctor. "What happened to you?" He said.
"Migraine" i replied.
He bent forward, push upped his glasses and said, "Correction. Ourgrain." - "I have a migraine." -- Italian farmer after the harvest
(blame @pauleggleston from Twitter) - Migraines Patient: I get migraines from heavy snow.
Doctor: Strange! Most people get their grains from large farms. - When I eat wheat it gives me a headache. Oddly, it doesn't if the wheat belongs to someone else. It's just migraine
- A fool with migraines feels that doctors aren't taking him seriously Every doctor he went to said "it's all in your head", which insulted the fool, so he left in a huff.
- What did the person with a headache say when people tried to steal his crop? It's migraine!
- Made her lol When are you not having a headache?
When you are having a migraine! - A group of crows is called a m**.... What do you call a group of Karens?? A migraine.
- A herd of cattle... A m**... of crows... ...a migraine of children...
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Migraine One Liners
Which migraine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with migraine? I can suggest the ones about headache up and epilepsy.
- A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear Ahh Migraines!
- What is the collective noun for children? A migraine.
- Migraines don't exist. It's all in your head.
- If you have migraines... Please return them.
- what do you call a migraine that moves around in your head migration
- What do you get when you cross Gilbert Gottfried and Donald Trump? A migraine.
- Why do I have migraines? Well I can't have yourgraines, now can I?
- Migraine... The only women thats always in my mind.
- I once had a migraine.. It never went away.
- I went to the doctor because I keep getting migraines. He told me it was just in my head.
- Whats the worst kind of bread? 5 Migraine
- A group of kids is called A migraine.
- What do you call a migraine in a man? A mangraine
- You show me a migraine and I'll show you a real pain in the neck
- You know how I deal with migraines? I store them in migranary.
Migraine Headache Jokes
Here is a list of funny migraine headache jokes and even better migraine headache puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- It's weird when I eat wheat, it gives me a huge headache But, if I get the wheat from someone else, I'm fine. It's just **migraine**.
Uplifting Migraine Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about migraine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean i get headache jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make migraine pranks.
A farmer visits the doctor...
A farmer goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, whenever I plough my fields I get a terrible headache"
The doctor says: "It's a migraine"
The farmer replies: "No it's my grain and why are you talking in an Italian accent?"
It was smart to use Khloe Kardashian in those ads for migraine medication.
I know that not all people that have migraines watch the Kardashians, but everyone who watches the Kardashians has migraines.
