Migraine Headache Jokes
9 migraine headache jokes and hilarious migraine headache puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about migraine headache that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Migraine Headache Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear
Ahh Migraines!
Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache
Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine
A farmer visits the doctor...
A farmer goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, whenever I plough my fields I get a terrible headache"
The doctor says: "It's a migraine"
The farmer replies: "No it's my grain and why are you talking in an Italian accent?"
When I eat wheat it gives me a headache. Oddly, it doesn't if the wheat belongs to someone else.
It's just migraine
What did the person with a headache say when people tried to steal his crop?
It's migraine!
Sick days
For some reason when I get sick it always happens at the most suspicious time. For example, last year, I got sick the day before Thanksgiving. I called in sick, took the day off, and recovered over my now 5-day weekend.
Then Christmas rolled around, and I ended up getting the flu the day before I was due back at work. So I called in sick again and didn't end up back at work until after New Year's.
A few weeks later, it was my birthday, and I came down with a 24-hr stomach bug the night before! At this point I could tell my co-workers and boss were getting suspicious.
Not one month later my boss was having us stay overtime after work and I was hit with a severe migraine around lunch. This time I could tell that my boss definitely didn't believe me.
At that moment, while I was leaving the office building with the sunshine beating down on my pulsing headache, the reason why I got sick on all those days became apparent. I'm a pathological liar that hates to work.
Made her lol
When are you not having a headache?
When you are having a migraine!
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Migraine headaches
There was this guy who constantly get migraine headaches, he tried all different type of drugs and it didn't work for him. So he decided to go to the specialist. He told the doctor about his migraine and also let him know he tried all the drugs that are available in market but they still didn't help him. Doctor said "I know what you mean, I had the same problem, but I did something out of ordinary and it worked. Whenever I get headaches I go down on my wife and give her best o**... s**.... When she about to c**... she squeezes my head with her thighs and its been helping me with my headaches. And you should try it out."
After couple of months doctor meets that guy on street and asks him I haven't seen you for long time after your visit, how's your headaches?
The guy said your technique really worked, but I just have one question who made that portrait of you and your wife top of your bed?
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A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.
When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
"Listen," says the doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have s**... with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.
"Doc! I took our advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY nice house
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