Mignon Jokes
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Here's a joke from the 80s
Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan are out to dinner. The waiter asks what the First Lady will have. She says, "I'd like the filet mignon, and a baked potato."
The waiter asks, "and the vegetable?"
Mrs. Reagan answers, "Oh, he'll have the same."
Took my wife Mary out to a fancy restaurant last night. I had the filet mignon...
Mary had a little lamb.
What kind of food causes you to breathe fire when you're sleepy?
A filet mignon
What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?
Filet mignon
What does the human torch always order for dinner?
Fillet Mignon!
Did you hear about the chef who had to cook up a filet mignon that he had forgotten with the rest of the order?
He made a missed steak.
Why doesnt McDonalds sell filet mignon?
It would be a huge McSteak
What's Johnny Storm's favorite meal?
FILET MIGNON!
What cut of meat is verbally harassing over there?
Filet mignon.
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