Mightier Jokes

26 mightier jokes and hilarious mightier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mightier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Mightier Short Jokes

Short mightier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mightier humour may include short stronger jokes also.

  1. The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from... ....except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
  2. The swordfish doesn't have any natural predators to fear of ... ... except for the penfish, which is thought to be even mightier.
  3. The Swordfish has no natural predators... ....Except the Penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
  4. The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild, Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
  5. The pen is not mightier than the sword. But if the pen is long and sharp, it may be a draw.
  6. After getting acupuncture, my chronic muscle pain is completely gone. The pin really is mightier than the sore.
  7. My sister told me I'd never be able to kill a man with my pasta... ... She soon learned that the penne's mightier than the sword!
  8. The swordfish has very few natural predators. One being the penfish which is considered mightier.
  9. A new study has found that the pen is indeed mightier than the sword More great work form the University of People Who Will Never Win Sword Fights.
  10. You know what the French Presidential Election has taught us? Le Pen is mightier than the sword.

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Mightier One Liners

Which mightier one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mightier? I can suggest the ones about almighty and wiser.

  1. The pen is mightier than the sword... And considerably easier to write with.
  2. Why is the pen mightier than the sword? the pen can turn sword into words
  3. The pen is mightier than the sword but it can't defeat Macron.
  4. So it was in fact Le Sword That is mightier than Le Pen.
  5. The pen is mightier than the sword... Literally.
  6. The pen is mightier than the sword. That's why school shooters use the ar-15
  7. News just in from France... Le Pen is indeed mightier than Le Sword.
  8. If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... Then why do actions speak louder than words?
  9. The pen isnt mightier than the sword.... A Chicago Typewriter is.
  10. "The pen is mightier than the sword" - Last words of stabbed man
  11. Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
  12. The pen is mightier than the sword ...except in basically every real life battle scenario

Mightier joke, The pen is mightier than the sword

Cheerful Fun Mightier Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about mightier you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stronger than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mightier pranks.

An endangered penguin escapes from its habitat, and manages to get into a swordfish tank.

The aquarium staff begin to freak out as the swordfish begins to attack the penguin, but their fears are dispersed as the penguin manages to get the upper hand, and beat back its assaulter.
As the staff look on in stunned silence, one turns to the other. "I guess it's true, the penguin is mightier than the swordfish." he says.

Yeah, the setup is lame, but the punchline is pretty good.
Besides, I have faith you'll like it.
After all, a good pun is its own re-word.

Who wins between a n**... guy and a fencing champion?

n**... guy, because pen is mightier than sword

Mightier joke, The swordfish has very few natural predators.