Midwest Jokes
27 midwest jokes and hilarious midwest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about midwest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest Midwest jokes! From jokes about agricultural life to radio memos from Virginia, you won't want to miss this hilarious round-up of Midwest jokes.
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Funniest Midwest Short Jokes
Short midwest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The midwest humour may include short agricultural jokes also.
- Only SEVEN people die as temperatures as low as -42F wreak havoc across the American Midwest. Apparently guns don't work in those temperatures.
- Looks like the Democrats were holding strong in the Midwest until the republicans got off work.
- Did you hear about the buffalo fossil excavation where they found partially digested mail bags in their stomachs? It turns out they were stamp eating across the Midwest.
- Total Eclipses freak people out because it creates opposites of our expectations... ...Day becomes night. White becomes Black. And the midwest becomes a travel destination
- Why do all farm trucks in the Midwest have 4x4 decals on them? It's their work schedule. Four weeks in the spring and four weeks in the Fall.
- Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches? They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!
- Mueller walks into a bar in the Midwest The bartender says, You better thank me for my service.
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Midwest One Liners
Which midwest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with midwest? I can suggest the ones about memo and livestock.
- How do we know that Eminem is from the Midwest? Ope there goes gravity
- What's the least popular party game in the Midwest? Twister
- What did the depressed teen say in the Midwest? Please end my Missouri
- What type of soda does the Coca-Cola company sell the most of in the Midwest? Minnesotas!
- We are the Midwest We are snowd en.
- How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"? Dip it in ranch.
Delightful Fun Midwest Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about midwest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean guacamole jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make midwest pranks.
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Air Force One gets caught in a storm in the midwest
And crashes. Because most of the roads are out, it takes emergency responders a long time to reach the wreck. When they get there, they see a farmer.
"Did you see the plane c**...?" asked the EMTs.
"Ayup. Sure did. Buried them all too," answered the farmer.
"None of them survived?"
"Well, the president said he did, but you know what a liar he is."
Midwestern joke I heard years ago...
State officials in Ohio are trying to pass legislation to change the name of the town, Mechanicsburg, to Engagement. When asked why, one official commented that it made clear sense because the town is halfway between Dayton and Marion.
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It's 2004 and George W Bush is on the campaign trail...
He stops at a small-town midwest diner for breakfast. After taking a seat he is greeted by a pretty young waitress.
"Mr president, what an honor it is to be serving you. So what will you be having this morning?"
Dubya looks up from his menu, smiles, and says "How about a q**...?"
The waitress is appalled. "Mr president! I voted for you because I thought you stood for morals! And family values! I guess you're no better than Clinton."
After she storms off, one of the president's advisors leans over and says "Hey, uh, George, it's pronounced *keesh*."
Breaking news
This morning saw what will probably become the worst air disaster in the Midwest. An ultralight single-seater plane crashed into a cemetery in Stockholm, Wisconsin. So far, the search and rescue teams have recovered 1736 bodies and as the digging continues into the night, we can only expect that number to climb.
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A fellow from the Midwest has to spend Christmas in the deep South.
He's there on business, and he misses the snow. He tries to cheer himself up by walking around looking at a Christmas crèche ( a tableau representing the Nativity scene ). He's shocked to see that the three wise men are dressed as firemen, in hats and boots and slickers. He asks a passerby why in the world they're dressed that way.
Annoyed, she says, "Don't you Yankees ever read the Bible? It says right in the Bible, the three wise men came from *a far!*"
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Here in missouri.
We call it the midwest, but looking at a map you'll notice that it's more east than west. It made me wonder why we call it the Midwest, but then I realized that we are mostly a red state, and I can't imagine those folks wanting to call it the m**....
What do midwesterners call Minnesota?
Minnepop.
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Living in the Midwest, the temperature is going from -30 a few days ago to 60 tomorrow
s**... bi-polar vortex
What do Midwesterners have in common with Whistleblowers this week?
They're both Snowden.
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Why do Midwesterners have such great smiles?
Because their diet is very corny and cheesy.
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Midwestern Humor
Anywhere you find four Germans, you're sure to find a fifth!
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Did you hear about the t**... from the midwest who decided to become a man again?
She became Mitch- again.
