Midway Jokes
19 midway jokes and hilarious midway puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about midway that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Midway Short Jokes
Short midway jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The midway humour may include short halfway jokes also.
- The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U But mid-way through development they made the switch.
- Did you guys see the goal from half field today in the World Cup? It was a great U.S. attack from Midway
- Lebron James is going to be in Space Jam 2 It's going to be really weird when Lebron quits the Tune Squad and joins up with the Monstars midway through the movie
- A German man walks into a bar.. He stops midway, locks eyes with the bartender and announces: "This is a scheduled stop."
- Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date. Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation.
- Optimist jumps from the Empire State building midway someone asks... How are you doing?
Optimist: so far so good - 2018 is shooting past so fast in the UK.... We're mid-way through November, but it feels like the end of May!
- I saw my girlfriend midway through s**... with another guy. So I pulled up my pants and told him to hide.
- Midway through s**...... She turned to me and said, "Switch positions?"
"There's one on the wall by the door," I replied," and another in the bathroom." - My Chinese girlfriend abruptly left mid-way through s**..... when I was reaching my c**..., I yelled "TAIWAN NUMBER 1"
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Midway One Liners
Which midway one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with midway? I can suggest the ones about midnight and mid air.
- Man found dead midway through m**... Cause of death? A s**...
Hilarious Midway Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about midway you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean halfway house jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make midway pranks.
A young boy went to church with his mother
Midway through the service, the boy loudly said "Mama, I have to pee!"
After taking him to the bathroom, his mother said "It's rude to say 'pee' in public like this. Next time in church, just say you have to 'whisper.'"
The next week, the boy went to church with his father instead. As the service ended, the boy looked up at his father and said "Daddy, I have to whisper!"
And the father said "Well, OK- just whisper in my ear."
I am sick
Once I was traveling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sikh person before.
Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady.
Her name was Margarita and she belonged to Spain.
She asked, "what are you?"
I replied, "I am Sikh."
"I am sorry," said the young lady, "hope you get well soon."
I replied,"no dear, I am not sick as that of the body, I am Sikh as of religion."
She shook hands with me and said, "it is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion."
A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam.
Midway through, the doctor says, "Don't worry, sir. It's perfectly normal to get an e**... during this procedure."
The man says, "What are you talking about doc? I'm not hard."
"I wasn't talking about you."
Two drunk idiots are sitting on top of a building...
Staring at the moon, one of 'em says, "Give me your flashlight, I'll turn it on, aim it at the moon and then you go climb up to the moon using the beam."
"No! You idiot! What if you turn it off when I'm midway!"
(English, not my native language, apologies.)
A Brazilian needs to buy a ticket but don't speak English.
So he decides to listen and copy the person at the front of the queue.
He listens.
"Ticket to midway one-way."
When it's his turn, he asks.
"Ticket to new york one-ork"
~~P.S. I don't speak English. I'm try hard.~~
I Am Sikh
Khushwant Singh told a friend:
"Once I was travelling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sardar before. Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady. Her name was Margarita and she belonged to Spain.
During the conversation, she asked, "what are you?"
I replied, "I am Sikh."
"I am sorry," said the young lady, "hope you get well soon."
To this I replied,"no dear, I am not sick as that of the body, I am Sikh as of religion."
The lady was very pleased and shook hands with me and said, "it is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion." "
An English man ,a Scott's man ,and an Irish man got on a plane.
The English man had a brick the Scott's man had a knife and the Irish man had a bomb.
Midway through the flight the English man dropped his brick and when he got home he found his mother crying in the garden. He asked what is wrong and she said your dad was sitting in the garden and it hit him on the head.
The Scott's man dropped his knife and when he got home he found his mother crying. He asked what is wrong and she said a knife hit him on the head.
The Irish man dropped his bomb and when he got home he found his dad laughing in the garden. He asked why are you laughing dad and he said I f**... and the neighbors house blow up.
