Midsentence Jokes
5 midsentence jokes and hilarious midsentence puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about midsentence that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Two ways of driving someone crazy;
One is stopping in mid-sentence and
Did you hear about the pencil that got an injury in jail?
It broke mid-sentence.
How do you know if you are talking to a vegan?
Don't worry. They will interrupt you mid-sentence and tell you.
A Russian Joke.
Stalin is giving a speech when he hears someone sneeze. He stops mid-sentence and asks the first row, "who sneezed?"
Nobody answers.
Stalin executes the first row. Now, everyone is getting nervous.
Stalin addresses the second row. "Who sneezed?" he asks, becoming visibly upset.
Still, nobody answers. Everyone is much too scared to reply.
Stalin executes the second row.
"Who sneezed!?" Stalin booms. He is angry now.
Finally, after many moments of silence, a young and timid Russian soldier raises his hand. Stalin turns to the soldier and says,
"Bless you."
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A boy meets his girlfriend's parents for the first time...
they greet each other and sit down at the family table and begin to get to know each other. During the conversation, the boy feels something terrible brewing in his stomach and decides he can't hold it in anymore. he lets out a silent, but very smelly f**.... The Father gets a whiff of the f**..., stops mid-sentence and yells,
"Wilson!" while he stares at the dog who is sitting under the boy's chair.
"This is great!" the boy thought, i can f**... all I want and he'll blame it on the dog. A few minutes later the boy feels another f**... coming so he lets it rip. This time it was slightly audible.
"WILSON!" the dad yells, staring at the dog again.
At this point, the boy thinks it's hilarious that the dog gets blamed every time he decides to f**.... A few minutes pass and the boy feels the mother load of all farts coming on. He decides to let it rip as loud as he possibly could and the whole family fell silent when they heard it. The Father looks down at the dog and yells
"WILSON! Get out of there before that kid kills you!"
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