Midnight Snack Jokes
5 midnight snack jokes and hilarious midnight snack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about midnight snack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Midnight Snack Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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If we are not meant to have midnight snacks......
Why does the fridge have a light ?
What's the hardest part of making a midnight snack?
The motion detectors.
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Midnight Snack
An old man went downstairs one night to find his wife grabbing a midnight snack from the fridge.
Well one thing led to another and the couple started getting frisky. They closed the door to the fridge which left them in complete darkness.
The old man tells his wife to get on the table, saying that he had a surprise for her. She manages to get onto the table, and after a few minutes of giggling, the old man says I wish I could see your face right now
The old lady responds me too, because you've been l**... the package of roast beef for the past 5 minutes
Wanna get some blood!
One night at about 2:00am, 2 bats were hanging upside down, when one bat nudged the other bat's wing...'hey you wanna go and get some blood, a midnight snack?'
The other bat says...' now where the heck are we going to get blood at 2:00 in the morning?'
So the other bat says 'if you dont want to go, fine I'll go by myself'
About 30 minutes later the first bat came back with blood dripping out of his mouth, and all over his body.
The second bat says' hey where did you get all that blood?' and the first bat says 'see that tree over there?'
'Yeah' says the second bat...
'Well I didn't', said the first bat.
Why did the food critic want a midnight snack?
Because he was an insomnomnomniac
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