Midmorning Jokes
2 midmorning jokes and hilarious midmorning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about midmorning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Midmorning Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good midmorning joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I almost didn't post this joke, but I decided you deserve it.
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, You aren't that good in bed either!
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone. What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?
I was in bed.
What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?
Getting a second opinion
A doctor and his wife were having a huge argument at breakfast...
"Yeah?, well you aren't so good in bed either!" The doctor shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and call home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?" He said
"I was in bed." came the reply.
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."
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