Playful Midget Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What do you call a chubby midget?
Low fat.
I got into a car accident with a midget...
He got out of his car, angrily shaking his fist and yelled, "I'm NOT happy!"
"Well," I replied, "which one are you?"
Why should a midget not attempt to s**... a cow?
The steaks are just too high.
An old lady gets into an accident with a midget...
...he gets out of the car, obviously furious, and stomps toward the old woman. "I am *not* happy," he growls.
The old woman, calm as can be, says:
"Well, which one are you, then?"
Did you hear about the 7' NBA star who married a blonde midget?
He was nuts over her.
Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers?
How could someone stoop so low?
What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room?
"You're going to have to be a little patient"
s**... harassment
The supervisor of a local firm is startled when his secretary bursts into his office to file a complaint of s**... harassment against a man working in the same department. "What on earth did he do?", asks the boss. "It's not what he did but what he said!", the secretary shrieks. "He said my hair smelt nice!". "And what is so wrong with him telling you that?", asks the boss. "He's a midget" ,huffs the woman.
The Elusive Midget Nun
Two Eskimos, a big one and a little one, walk up to the convent door. The big one nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door.
The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big Eskimo nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question.
The little Eskimo timidly says, May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?
The Mother Superior answers, There are no midget nuns living here.
The big Eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question.
The little Eskimo asks in a quavering voice, Well, are there any midget nuns in Alaska?
The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, I know most of the nuns in Alaska and I don't believe so.
With this the big Eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. See, he says to the little Eskimo, I told you that you s**... a penguin!
Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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You know what the doctor told the midget?
You'll have to be a little patient.
I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked.
The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'
I'll tell you what I know about midgets...
Very little
What did the doctor say to the angry midget?
"I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."
Why do midgets wear short dresses?
So they can show off a little leg.
Have you heard about the midget k**... member?
He was a little racist.
What do you call a midget who makes inappropriate jokes in the workplace?
A little unprofessional
I accidentally rear ended someone at a stop light while not paying attention..
We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"
Guy gets into a car wreck with a midget driver
Midget steps out of his car, walks over to the other guy with a scowl and states, "I'm not happy."
Guy responds. "So which one are you?"
A man is walking by a prison....
...when he sees a midget climbing out one of the cells at the top of the prison. The midget is climbing down a rope when he turns around and sees the man on the street. The midget flips off the men and continues to climb down the rope.
The man says to himself, "Wow, that's a little condescending."
What do you call s**... with a french midget?
Bone a petite
Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget?
How could he stoop so low?
Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?
Little seizures
Why do midgets make bad parents?
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
I've got 69 problems.
My girlfriend is a midget.
-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination?
-Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner
Two midgets are sitting around, bored...
When one of them pulls out some w**... and asks:
"Wanna get medium?"
Why did the midget get slapped?
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
Did you hear about the gay midget?
he just came out of the cabinet.
What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?
Little Seizures...
What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?
A small medium at large
I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
Why did the midget get kicked off a n**... beach?
People got seriously annoyed with him sticking his nose into everybody's business.
If a mentally challenged midget is late to an appointment...
... can you justifiably call them "a little tardy"?
I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending.
Ba dum *tss*
I saw a midget in a k**... outfit today
I think he is a little racist.
I just saw a midget get pickpocketed...
I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.
When midgets smoke w**......
...do they get high, or do they just get medium?
A midget and a man are on a bus
The two of them sit next to each other.
When the next stop comes, the midget falls off of the chair, so the man picks him back up.
Another stop comes, and the midget falls again, and again the man picks him up.
On the third stop he of course falls again and this time, the man says:
"Hold on when we get to a stop, you freaking midget!"
The midget replies:
"Can I please leave the bus? I was supposed to get off two stops ago."
When do you s**... a midget?
When they say your hair smells nice.
What do you call an epileptic midget who works in a pizzeria?
Little seizures.
Today I drove by a prison...
and saw a midget prisoner climbing down the wall.
As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending.
Did you hear about the epileptic midget opening a pizza shop?
It's called Little Seizures.
What do you call a midget doing a cartwheel?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a breakdancing person with dwarfism?
a midget spinner
A psychic midget has escaped from prison..
Police are looking for a small medium at large.ο»Ώ
Midget Discrimination
A midget asks the librarian, Do you have any books on midget discrimination? The librarian replies, Top shelf .
So a prison break was happening...
And I happened to be walking around when it happened. It had a huge wall, and I saw someone climbing down from it. Turns out I knew the guy, he's a famous midget con artist that I ratted out. As he climbed down, he gave me this wretched look.
It was a little condescending.
What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay
What do you call a midget pornstar?
A quarter pounder.
Did you hear about the midget that got pick pocketed?
I can't believe someone could stoop so low..
Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the fence.
As we made eye contact, he glared at me and I thought to myself, "Well, that's a little condescending!"
The midget s**... club down the street is hiring.
They must be short staffed.
The other day, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall.
About halfway down he turned and sneered at me, and I thought, "That's a little condescending."
Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that's on a killing spree?
They're saying he's a small medium at large.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
Susan tells her boss that she was s**... harassed...
The boss asks what happened?
Susan says, "Bob walked up to me said 'your hair smells really good'"
The boss replies, "Well, I think that's more of a compliment than s**... harassment"
Susan yells "Bob's a midget!"
My friend is a gay midget, who finally decided it was time to tell his parents
I was so proud of him for coming out of the cabinet!
I was just fired today, simply for telling my co-worker that her hair smelled nice.
I think they are discriminating against me for being a midget.
A homeless midget asked me if I had spare change to buy some chips
I said sorry you're a little short
What do midgets use to cut their pizza coupons?
Little Caesars
^^I'm ^^sorry
Any of you heard about the midget phycic that escaped from prison
He's a small medium at large
A psychic midget has escaped prisonβ¦
Please be on the lookout out for a small medium at large
The doctors took me away to the surgery room, where they'd be transforming me into a midget.
"I will be thinking of you," cried my wife down the hallway.
I turned around and said, "Don't worry - I'll be with you shortly."
Why aren't midgets allowed at nudist festivals?
They keep getting their noses in everyones' business.
What did the career counselor say to the midget p**...?
"You have many other talents, I think you're selling yourself short here."
why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their b**...
