middleton Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious middleton puns

What did Kate Middleton find out on her wedding night?

That not all rulers are twelve inches long


Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment.

We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed.


Kate Upton & Kate Middleton compete in a popularity contest

Kate Upton goes first, she gets up on stage and undoes her blouse and starts shaking her tits up, down, and in all directions, the audience which consists of mostly men start cheering and going crazy, Kate Middleton then gets up on stage, sets a chair up, takes a seat and starts douching, the audience start looking away in disgust.

When the Announcement of the winner is made, its revealed that Kate Middleton was the winner, shocked Kate Upton asks how in the world did she not win, in which she learned that a Royal Flush beats 2 of a kind


Got lucky on a business trip to London

On a recent trip to London I hit the jackpot and was lucky enough to have sex with the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton!
After this amazing experience I have drawn 3 conclusions:
1. Her tits are really firm, they are probably fake.
2. She didn't put much effort in, she is a selfish lover.
3. The security staff at Madame Tussaud's are an unreasonable bunch of cunts!!


Kate Middleton was in labor?

I thought she was conservative...


Can you imagine what would happen if Kate Middleton started doing porn?

She would be *royally* fucked!


Duchess Kate Middleton asks Queen Elizabeth whats the secret for a long life?

Elizabeth : Whatever you do,Kate, just dont leave William for a Paki


Why did Duane Middleton die from a botched colonoscopy?

It went in and rectum


What are the most funny Middleton jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Middleton? Well, here are the best Middleton dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Middleton pick up lines to share with friends.


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