That not all rulers are twelve inches long
We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed.
Kate Upton goes first, she gets up on stage and undoes her blouse and starts shaking her tits up, down, and in all directions, the audience which consists of mostly men start cheering and going crazy, Kate Middleton then gets up on stage, sets a chair up, takes a seat and starts douching, the audience start looking away in disgust.
When the Announcement of the winner is made, its revealed that Kate Middleton was the winner, shocked Kate Upton asks how in the world did she not win, in which she learned that a Royal Flush beats 2 of a kind
On a recent trip to London I hit the jackpot and was lucky enough to have sex with the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton!
After this amazing experience I have drawn 3 conclusions:
1. Her tits are really firm, they are probably fake.
2. She didn't put much effort in, she is a selfish lover.
3. The security staff at Madame Tussaud's are an unreasonable bunch of cunts!!
I thought she was conservative...
She would be *royally* fucked!
Elizabeth : Whatever you do,Kate, just dont leave William for a Paki
It went in and rectum
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