The Best 15 Middleeastern Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Middleeastern jokes. There are some middleeastern twins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these middleeastern put puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Middleeastern Jokes and Puns

A bearded guy

A bearded, middle-eastern guy boards a plane. As soon as he enters he shouts "hijack!". All the passengers are scared to death. Some start crying. Then a white guy from the back stands up and says "oh hi Ahmed, didn't expect to see you here.."

I hate it when..

I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,

My white friend in snow,

My Chinese friend in sand,

And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes.

Where do Middle-Eastern midgets come from?

Halfghanistan.

Middleeastern joke, Where do Middle-Eastern midgets come from?

I ate too much Middle-eastern food

Now I falafel.

Did you hear about the Middle-Eastern balet?

It was very Arab-esque.


What's a Middle-Eastern Ghost-Buster's favorite drink?

A Djinn & Tonic.

Breaking bread with your middle-eastern friends...

Is a naan-secular activity everyone can enjoy.

Middleeastern joke, Breaking bread with your middle-eastern friends...

What is Middle-Eastern, vegetarian and turns lead into gold?

The falafel-er's stone

What do you call a nationalistic middle-eastern?

a Pakistan

If Fozzy the Bear was middle-eastern, what would his country be?

IRAQQA-RAQQA-RAQQA!

I saw a scary looking Middle-Eastern man

so Iran

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What's the most popular vegetable in Middle-Eastern countries?

AllahpeΓ±os.

What do you call an angry middle-eastern man with bad eyes?

A cross-eyed cross sayed

What do you call a middle-eastern magician?

A sand-witch

An American, African, Middle-Eastern person, and European are asked a question:

"What is your opinion of the food shortages in the rest of the world?"

The African says, "What's 'food'?"

The European says, "What's a 'shortage'?"

The American says, "What's 'the rest of the world'?"

The Middle-Eastern person says, "What's an 'opinion'?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the middleeastern birth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working middleeastern friend piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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