The Best 21 Middle Of The Ocean Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Middle Of The Ocean jokes. There are some middle of the ocean throw jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these middle of the ocean middle school science puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Middle Of The Ocean Jokes and Puns

A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean.

Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef.

They start debating how to open the can without can-opener.

Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it.

Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire.

Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."

A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him:

He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room.

I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

"Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Middle Of The Ocean joke, What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would get saved?

A: America !

There are three men in a boat in the middle of the ocean with four cigarettes, no lighter or any matches. What do they do?

They throw one of the cigarettes overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.


What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean......

Both crews were marooned

Middle Of The Ocean joke, A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean......

If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car...

Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives?

America.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see Trump and Hillary drowning but you only have room in your boat to save one. Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

A red ship and a blue ship...

A Red ship and a Blue ship were sailing towards each other at full speed in the middle of the ocean and collided resulting in a horrible mess. What happened to the sailors?

...they were Marooned.

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A ship was sailing in the middle of the ocean....

A storm was developing in the distance. As the storm raged, the captain realised the ship was sinking fast.

He called out loud, "Anyone here knows how to pray?"

A man proudly raised his hand and came forward, "Aye Captain, I know how to pray."

The Captain replied, "Great, you keep praying while the rest of us put our life jackets on.......we are short of one!"

I dropped my laptop in the middle of the ocean

A dell must be rolling in the deep

A priest is in the middle of the ocean and refuses help from ships that are near because he believes that God is going to help him.

When he dies, he ends up in Heaven and sees God. He asks: "Why didn't you help me, God?" God replies: "What do you mean? I sent so many ships to help you!"

What did the sign in the middle of the ocean say?

Notice

A penguin falls asleep on an iceberg,...

When he wakes up, he finds himself encased in ice, floating in the middle of the ocean. To his fortune, he spots the horn of a narwhal close by. Thanking his lucky stars, he calls out to him. The narwhal comes and the penguin asks "Thank goodness you're around, Mr. Narwhal. Could you break the ice?". The narwhal stares at him for a bit.

"Ok, so what are your hobbies?"

Middle Of The Ocean joke, A penguin falls asleep on an iceberg,...

My sister thought of this one during the twenty sixteen election.

Hillary and Trump are stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Who wins? America.

What do you call a rock in the middle of the ocean, that no matter how much you push down on it it won't go down?

An island

If there is a plastic island the size of Australia in the middle of the ocean,

Then we have nothing to worry about because Australia doesn't exist


A lady with a morbid fear of drowning is on a ship in the middle of an ocean. Nervously , she asks a crew member 'just how far away from land are we?' Calmly, he reassures her ' you have nothing to worry about ,we're only 5 kilometers from land.' Relieved, she inquires 'oh, in which direction?'

That would be straight down, Miss........

Two Irishmen are stranded in the middle of the ocean

A bottle bobs up to their boat. One of the Irishmen opens the bottle and a genie comes out.

Thank you for freeing me! , says the Genie. In honour of your deed, I shall grant you one wish.

Before the first Irishman can get a word out, the second says Turn the whole ocean into Guinness!

The ocean turns a glistening black and the genie disappears. The first Irishman hits the second over the head and says,

Way to go, ya bleedin' idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!

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