Middle Class Jokes
35 middle class jokes and hilarious middle class puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about middle class that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Middle Class Short Jokes
Short middle class jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The middle class humour may include short working class jokes also.
- Okay to tell dead Steve Jobs jokes now? What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs.
- As a middle class first world citizen, I still feel I know just as much about working in a sweatshop in China as the children themselves. After all, I've walked a mile in their shoes.
- I got kicked out of my gym in the middle of kickboxing class Turns out they do not have kickboxing classes.
- My friend said this in the middle of class. Best joke I have EVER heard. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 knew what 6 and 9 were doing. - Danny and Kathy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage... Then comes watching your child slowly die because you were too upper middle class to vaccinate them.
- Someone literally said this in class Teacher: "Half the world is a cess pool"
Student: "The middle east isn't half the world" - Someone accused me of being middle class the other day and now I'm annoyed. I put a lot of work into trying to convince people that I have no class.
- I guess it's true what they say, opposites do attract I just told a middle class girl about how rich I am and she wants to be my girlfriend
- Ms. Clinton: «I'll bet you $100,000... ...That I'm an ordinary, middle-class American like you»
- random pandemic question According to history class, they organized wild o**... in the Middle Ages after the victory over the plague. Is there anything planned yet? I ask for a friend.
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Middle Class One Liners
Which middle class one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with middle class? I can suggest the ones about upper class and lower class.
- What's a Republican policy that helps the middle class instead of the .01%
- What do middle class people do in a rave Drop the double bass
- I'm middle-class but also quite street... ...I listen to double-garage music.
- So a. m**... and a Catholic walk into a bar... And there goes your middle class.
Giggle-Inducing Middle Class Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about middle class you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean middle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make middle class pranks.
A beautiful female student was in danger of flunking her middle-aged male professor's course
It was near the end of the semester and she came to class in a short skirt and low-cut top. After the other students left the classroom she approached the prof.
"You know, I'd do *anything* to pass this class," she said flirtatiously.
The professor lowered his voice and looked down his bifocals. "Really?" he said, "Anything?"
"Yes," she said seductively. "Anything."
The professor drew near and whispered in her ear. "Would you . . . study?"
Middle Class Sexting.
So this girl I'm seeing sent me a picture of herself in a crotchless leather catsuit she'd bought from Marks and Sparks, she then proceeded to text exactly what she would do to me in it. That wasn't just any s**... text. That was an M&S s**... MMS and SMS.
Aaron is in geometry class. His teacher is yelling at him because he's wearing AirPods while the teacher is talking. In the middle of his rant, Aaron says You're such a square!
The teacher says prove it .
Here's a Gaelic joke translated...
3 vampires are in a restaurant: rich, middle class, and poor. They asked for a menu, and later on told the waiter that they're ready to order.
Waiter: What can I get for you?
Rich Vampire: Fresh blood please.
Middle Class Vampire: Blood pudding please.
Poor Vampire: Erm.. just give me cup of hot water. I found a t**... on the way here...
I'll just have tea.
I was invited to go play Dungeons and Dragons. I was told i needed to pick a race and a class for my character
So I picked white and middle. Apparently that's not how its played, but I just think they know I'd win
Geography teacher dropped this dad joke on us in the middle of class
Context: talking about permafrost. They way vegetation thaws out is called polygons (cause they look like them)
So he says: on the exam if I ask what polygons are... I'm asking about the permafrost ground. Not a dead parrot!
I think I'm too tired cause I laughed way too hard!
American School System
5th grade: You better learn cursive, because in middle school; all your work will be done in cursive!
6th grade: Just write print it's easier to read
Highschool: You better learn these core classes because they'll be required to know before college!
College: You have to retake and pay for these Core Classes for your Degree
An medical forensics professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students.
Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear. Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's a**..., withdrew it, then licked his finger. Now you must do the same, he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
Second, the professor continued, you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's a**..., but licked my index finger?
The animal without teeth [OC]
A middle-aged teacher found that he was tired of teaching his 1st grade class, so he played a little game with them.
"If any of you can name a mammal without teeth, I'll let you take the day off."
This stumped the 1st grade class. Try as hard as they could, they couldn't think of a mammal without teeth. Until, that is, a small boy piped up.
"Teacher, are humans mammals?"
"Yes, but I don't see how they could-"
"Your mom. See you tomorrow."
And that is the story of how a boy took a day off using a yo momma joke.
Before John was a traveling salesmen
Before John was a traveling salesman he worked door to door on foot. He actually came from an upper middle class family but had a healthy work ethic and a humble yet dull nature from aristocratic inbreeding a few generations back..
It was his birthday and his eccentric mother had told John he could have only one of the two presents she bought for him and she would return the other. After cake , John was led out to the front of the house where he saw a beautiful new dark blue four door sedan. The other choice was a fine black stallion of superior breeding . John looked carefully at both options then yelled Gimme the Karma
Little Johnny was in Spanish Class one day...
The teacher said, "Okay, class, tell me a sentence that has to do with Nicaragua."
The teacher calls on Mary Lou. "The flag of Nicaragua has white and blue stripes, with a coat of arms in the middle."
The teacher calls on Jason next. "Nicaragua is located in Central America, with 6 other countries."
Lastly, the teacher calls on Little Johnny. "When I saw a Black Mexican on the street yesterday dying of thirst, his brother was constantly pleading people to get that Nicaragua."
A trick with a tie
Son: Dad! I learned an awesome new trick at school in science class. Can I borrow your tie?
Dad: Let's see it.
Son: if we fold your tie in half, and roll the fat end toward the middle, and the thin end toward the middle, we have two rolls - one big and one small, both the same length, right?
Well, if I hold up the tie from the middle, and let go of both sides at the same time, which side will unroll first?
Dad: I have no idea.
Son (drops both ends, which open at the same time):
It's a tie, dad.
A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.
The next day the kids come in and share their stories. "My daddy told me about my uncle Dave," says one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out over enemy territory with nothing but a flask of whiskey, a p**..., and a knife. He drank the whiskey during the drop, then landed in the middle of 20 Charlies. He shot 15, stabbed three, and killed the last two with his bare hands."
"What is the moral of this horrible story?" yelps the mortified teacher.
"Stay away from Uncle Dave when he's drinking."
Dads favorite medical school joke.
Medical students were attending their 1st biochemistry class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a u**... sample. The professor dip his finger in u**... & tasted it in his own mouth. Then he asked the students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but at last every one dipped their finger in u**... sample & tasted it.... When everyone finished, the professor looked at them & said: The most important quality is 'Observation'. I dipped my MIDDLE Finger but tasted the INDEX Finger. Today you just learn, how to pay attention.
The kids at middle school are studying WWII...
... and little Timmys grandpa, who was a fighter pilot in the war, is invited to class to tell about his experiences. He reminisces:
"Now, the worst situation I was ever in, was probably when I encountered a German air wing all by myself. I had one Fokker above me, one Fokker behind me and one Fokker off to my right, so I..."
The class begins to snicker uncontrollably so teacher steps in.
"Now, class, before you start getting ideas, Fokker was the name of a German aeroplane manufacturer. Isn't that right, sir?"
"Yes, Ma'am!... these particular Fokkers were flying Messerschmidts, though..."
So, a middle school science class is learning about genetics
and the students are working with recessive and dominant eye colors in punnett squares. A few minutes into the activity one student beckons the teacher over. He has a very concerned look on his face.
The teacher is a little worried. This has happened before. Every once in a while a student realizes that he is adopted or his dad isn't who he thought.
The teacher hesitantly walks over to the concerned student, ready to have a difficult conversation.
"Do you have a question about the assignment?" the teacher asks.
"Well," the student replies, "I think I might be adopted, because I have blue eyes and both my moms have brown eyes!"
[According to a Special Ed teacher at my school, this really happened to her.]
A professor turned up to the class with two rats in a cage..
The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on side and kept a female rat on the other side.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread.
The male rat ran towards the bread.
This experiment went... on with the professor changing the food every time.
And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.
Professor said:
This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back rows said:-
"Sir, why don't you change the female rat....?
She may be his wife!!"