Midday Jokes
8 midday jokes and hilarious midday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about midday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Need a midday pick-me-up? Looking for some quick and easy jokes to make your workday go by faster? From 8am to 7pm every Friday, read through some of the best jokes to keep your spirits up, and get a hearty laugh in the middle of the workweek.
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Comical Midday Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good midday joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How does an Apple watch owner know that it's midday?
It's already run out of battery.
I'm taking all my savings and going to travel,
I estimate I'll be back tomorrow by midday...
He walks through the midday heat, an occasional shot clips through the trees overhead.
He and many men like him question their logic to sign up. They could be home, spending time with their families but instead they are outside, dehydrated, fighting a battle they probably won't win. Their frustration mounts as they realize it's nothing at all like all the games they played as kids.
He's on the 3rd hole of the tournament and he's already 7 over par.
If you wake up at midday...
...you save the money you would have spent on breakfast.
Just contact me if you need any more finance tips.
What do you call it when you fail to break your addiction to mid-day rests?
Re-naps
What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?
A sphinxter.
Are you a midday newspaper?
Because you're so extra!
Beethoven found that having diarrhoea always helped him compose quicker
By midday, he was already on his third movement.
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