Midas Jokes
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A very unlucky man finds a strange looking lamp, and when he touches it, a genie pops out.
The genie tells him he has one wish
The man says "Wow, finally my bad luck will come to an end!"
After thinking about it for a long time, he says "I wish I had the midas touch"
The genie grants his wish, and for the rest of that mans life everything he touched turned into a muffler.
Why did king Midas suddenly drop his shovel?
It became a gold digger.
What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?
Eh you!!
What did King Midas say to the centaur?
Stay gold, Ponyboy.
What do Wall Street and King Midas have in common?
Goldman Sachs
When traveling the coast, a struggling merchant and his wife come accross a giant beached whale with gold coins oozing from its mouth. When his wife asked if they should take the gold for themselves, the merchant replied...
"Midas whale"
Midas and Medusa went out on a date
It didn't end well, it was a stone-gold relationship.
What did king midas say when he hugged his pet kitty?
AU
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King Midas doesn't like baths
He likes golden showers.
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