Mid Life Crisis Jokes
43 mid life crisis jokes and hilarious mid life crisis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mid life crisis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mid Life Crisis Short Jokes
Short mid life crisis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mid life crisis humour may include short midlife crisis jokes also.
- Anti-Vaxx parents hate it when you call their toddler's outbursts a "temper tantrum." They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"
- What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis.
- I feel really bad for kids in third world countries... They have to go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time.
- The anti-vaxx couple could not understand why their 2-year old was crying Everyone cries when they go through a mid-life crisis, duh.
- I didn't have a mid-life crisis but did have a beginning-of-life crisis... ... I cried like a baby for nearly a whole year!
- My dad died at 40. We should've seen it coming when he bought a motorcycle at 20. They don't call it a mid life crisis for nothing.
- What's the worst part about being an anti-Vaxxer parent? Having to deal with the terrible twos and the mid life crisis at the same time.
- Why was the new born baby crying in his anti vax mom hands He was having a mid life crisis
- What do 40 year old adults and 2 year old anti vaccine kids have in common? A mid-life crisis.
- I for one am looking forward to my mid-life crisis. It'll be a nice break from the regular existential crisis I face everyday.
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Mid Life Crisis One Liners
Which mid life crisis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mid life crisis? I can suggest the ones about midlife and identity crisis.
- Why was the baby in africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis.
- why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis
- Why does an ethiopian baby cry? It's having a mid life crisis
(Sorry If it's too dark) - What do you call a 1-year-old Nigerian kid crying? Mid-Life Crisis
- Why was the anti vaxxers two year old crying? Because he was having a mid-life crisis
- What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia? The mid-life crisis.
- Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis.
- Why was the non-vaccinated 2 year old baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis.
- What do you call an anti-vaxxer's kid's 2nd birthday party? A mid-life crisis!
- Why did the unvaccinated 3 year old want a new car? He was having mid-life crisis.
- When a middle aged girl is on her period... you shouldn't call it a mid life crisis.
- Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown? He was having his mid life crisis!
- What's wrong with that 5 year old Ethiopian? He's having a mid-life crisis
- Why does a Somalian baby cry? It's having a mid life crisis.
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Comedy Mid Life Crisis Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about mid life crisis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean middle aged jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mid life crisis pranks.
Excuse for speeding
This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red BMW. So he decided to take his new BMW on a test drive down the interstate one day.
He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He decided he and his new BMW would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.
The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over.
The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."
So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back."
The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day."
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Why was the small african kid crying?
Because he was having a mid-life crisis.
P.S. Racist af
What rock group has four members that don't sing?
Because he was having his mid life crisis!!!
What do you call it when an unvaccinated kid buys a Porsche at the age of 2?
A mid-life crisis
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My anti vaxer neighbor's eight year old was throwing a temper tantrum
"Isn't she too old to throw a temper tantrum?", I asked.
"It's not a temper tantrum. It's a mid life crisis."
