Mid Flight Jokes
8 mid flight jokes and hilarious mid flight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mid flight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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How about an Indian joke?
A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts "Is there a doctor here?"
A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: "I am. What is the problem?"
She replies: "Do you want to meet my daughter?"
So a kid gets on a plane for the first time
and he is really excited about it. He is sitting inside the plane mid-flight when he finds out the plane's a Boeing. So he starts saying "Boeing.. Boeing.. Boeing.."
After a while when he doesn't stop the passengers start getting irritated, and the hostess comes along and tells the boy "Be Silent". So the boy starts "Oeing.. Oeing.. Oeing.. "
A jewish woman gets up mid-flight and shouts, "Is there a doctor in the house?"
A nice man stands up from his seat and says, "I am! What's the problem?"
Woman replies, "Do you want to meet my daughter?"
Chivalry really is dead…
The other day, I helped a young lady out the door and, instead of thanking me, she yelled at me on her way out.
I don't know what surprised me more: Her reaction or the fact that airplane doors could actually open mid flight
A plane malfunctioned and went for a nosedive mid-flight, but it just bounced after touching the ground.
Boeing.
As a supplier for paramilitary troops, i can confirm...
Nobody has ever complained about their parachute not opening mid-flight.
The movie I was watching was so bad that I had to walk out.
Unfortunately, the flight attendant told me that she can't open the doors mid-flight.
How do you change an airplane's tires mid-flight?
Use a hijack.
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