Microwaves Heat Jokes
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I finally got a microwave to heat up my leftovers
So I was able to quit cold turkey
So I was teaching my brother English...
I told him to skip the first "H" when reading or pronouncing words (e.g. honour, hour, honest etc.) Later that day I told him to heat my lunch in the microwave... let's just say I didn't have any lunch.
A laser and a microwave got into an argument
I heard it got pretty heated.
Two roommates were arguing...
About who gets to use the microwave first.
Then things started getting heated.
Did you hear the argument over the microwave
I heard it got pretty heated
What do you use to heat food and to greet people with dwarfism?
A microwave
How do angels heat up their leftovers?
In the microwave on high
First Pancake
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan, 3. They both said they wanted pancakes. As the pancakes were almost finished and the syrup was being heated in the microwave, the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother, who was also a Sunday School teacher, saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She said, If Jesus were sitting here, he would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, Ryan, you be Jesus.
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