Microwave Oven Jokes
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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
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TIL people with tiny hands can't use an oven or a range...
They can only microwave.
Two Chefs get in an argument,
And they split the kitchen right down the middle.
One Chef has the oven and fridge on his side, and the other has the freezer, a spice rack, and a microwave on his.
So the first Chef looks at the other and says
"What are you gonna do? You can't cook anything in a microwave, you're finished."
The second Chef looks over and tells him
"I have thyme on my side."
What's more fun than a Canadian Microwave?
A Dutch Oven.
What do you call a vegetable composer in a microwave?
Beet-oven
What's black and can't swim?
What did the oven say to the microwave in bed?
You're too quick.
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