Microsoft Program Jokes
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Microsoft Program Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A man in a job interview.
Interviewer: "This job requires you to know Powerpoint, how skilled are you with the program"
Man: "Well, I Excel in Powerpoint"
Interviewer: "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun?"
Man: "Word."
I have a self-driving car, yesterday I added Microsoft word to its AI program.
Today it wrote it's autobiography.
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Apple's Hiring Practices
Apple realized they needed new programmers, so they began putting out word that they were seeking experienced workers. Unfortunately, due to the incompatibility between Microsoft and Apple products, they decided is was best to refrain from hiring former Microsoft employees. Their solution to w**... them out was very simple:
The first question they would ask in an interview is for the candidate to count from 1 to 10.
[Obligatory not my joke, rephrase or one my Programming teacher told us]
TIL that there is a special Microsoft Program that makes only Cabinets!
It's called makecab.exe
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