Microsoft Office Jokes
80 microsoft office jokes and hilarious microsoft office puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about microsoft office that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Microsoft Office Short Jokes
Short microsoft office jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The microsoft office humour may include short microsoft excel jokes also.
- Today I discovered someone had stolen my activation for Microsoft Office... I don't know who you but I will find you, you have my word.
- If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a... ...forward four-word foreword for Word.
- Someone stole my Microsoft office from my laptop. I will find you and I will get you. You have my Word.
- Microsoft Boss : How good are you at making spreadsheet?
Me : I excel at it
Boss : Was that a Microsoft office pun?
Me : word - To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you and kill you. You have my Word.
- I thought bill gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early. But he kept his Word.
- In an interview: "How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?" "I Excel at it."
"Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir?"
"Word." - Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words.
- To the man who stole my Microsoft Office, I'm going to find you..... ....you have my WORD.
- To the software thieves who robbed me last night. Don't think you can get away with taking Microsoft Office away from me. I will find you. You have my Word.
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Microsoft Office One Liners
Which microsoft office one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with microsoft office? I can suggest the ones about microsoft windows and office work.
- To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word.
- Whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I'm coming after you... You have my word
- Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word.
- To whomever stole my Microsoft office, I will find you You have my Word.
- To the person who stole my Microsoft Office Account... I will find you. You have my word.
- Someone Stole My Microsoft Office and They're Going To Pay For It, You Have My Word.
- Someone stole my copy of Microsoft office.. I will track you down, you have my word.
- The opposite of Microsoft Office is... MacroHard OnFire
- Did you hear that Microsoft is giving away Office to parents? Word to your mother.
- I took a Microsoft Office class and got an A I Excelled at it.
- What's the opposite of Microsoft Office? MegaHard OnFire
- Somebody stole my Microsoft Office... But I'll get my revenge. You have my Word.
- People who don't use Microsoft office are often called Libretarians.
- This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother
- I took a Microsoft Office class in high school. I Excelled in it.
Comical & Quirky Microsoft Office Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about microsoft office you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean office related jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make microsoft office pranks.
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
A man took my copy of Microsoft office,
A quick word to him. I will find you, you have my word
The stagecoach
Let me translate another surrealistic Russian joke.
A man is with a mistress. She says, "Let's do the stagecoach." "What's that?" "What? You don't know, what's a stagecoach? What are you doing with a mistress? Go ask your wife, maybe she'll tell you."
The man goes to his wife. "Honey, what's a stagecoach?" "What? You don't know, what's a stagecoach? How could I have married you? Go ask your grandmother, maybe she'll tell you."
The man goes to his grandmother. "Grandma, what's a stagecoach?" The grandmother says, "Ah, stagecoach, stagecoach..." and dies.
I have a personal sequel for this joke. In 1995 I was a newly hired developer working at Microsoft Office. I subscribed to the mailing list "Humor at Microsoft", translated and sent this joke there. The word "stagecoach" did not seem exotic enough for me at the time, so I substituted "aardvark". Somebody replied to the list asking, "What is an aardvark?" Somebody else replied, "What? You don't know, what's an aardvark? Go ask your manager, maybe he'll tell you."
A man in a job interview.
Interviewer: "This job requires you to know Powerpoint, how skilled are you with the program"
Man: "Well, I Excel in Powerpoint"
Interviewer: "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun?"
Man: "Word."
My boss asked me how good I am at using Microsoft Office
I told him I excel at it
Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office
But I will find them.
You have my Word.
Someone at my work stole my microsoft office bundle. I'm going to hunt him down and take it back.
You have my word!
So, I was at work the other day and...
My manager asked,
"How good are you at PowerPoint?"
I said, "I Excel at it."
He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
I was like, "Word."
My grandpa needed some help with Microsoft Outlook
Grandpa: Hey, can you help me out with OneNote?
Me: Sure, that's the one thing I Excel in.
Grandpa: Isn't that a Microsoft office pun?
Me: Word.
First meeting
I remember my first meeting with my manager at my old job.
My manager asked,
"How good are you at PowerPoint?"
I said, "I excel at it."
He replied, "was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
I was like, "Word."
A guy stole my Microsoft Office software. I told him "I'll get you back, you have my word."
I lost my Microsoft office
i will find it
you have My Word
I was feeling bad about the future, but then I updated my Microsoft Office.
It improved my Outlook.
A tech developer walks into the doctor's office...
The doctor says, "I'm sorry I have to tell you this, but you have a micropenis."
The developer replies, "no no no, it's a **Microsoft**."
Overused joke. Hope you like it anyways.
Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Person 2: Word.
To the coworker that stole my copy of Microsoft Office...
I will find you. I will get it back.
You have my Word.
This happened at a meeting with my boss:
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it!
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Me: Word.
How good are you at PowerPoint?
- I Excel at it.
- Was that a Microsoft office pun?
- Word.
My friend promised to give me one of his old Microsoft Office licenses.
He gave me his Word.
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will catch you no matter what.
You have my Word.
I'm not very good at Microsoft office or powerpoint,
but when it comes to spreadsheets I Excel.
Timmy: "My mom said you bought her Microsoft Office for her birthday. Is that true?"
Jimmy: "Word to your mother."
Why did the farmer study Microsoft office outside his house?
So he could excel in his field.
To the thief who stole my Microsoft Office... I will get my revenge...
you have my Word...
Someone stole my microsoft office kit for school
I can't excel without it
How to say in a short sentence, when you give money to Microsoft for their Windows and Office?
You pay the Bill.
No one believed me at work that I had a working copy of Microsoft Office
It was my Word against theirs.
Did you hear the latest Microsoft Office update can cure depression?
It gives you an improved Outlook
Where do Microsoft employees go to work?
a Microsoft office.
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...
I will find you; you have my Word. You've taken my one only good Outlook in life. Seriously though, how did you gain Access & why did you only leave OneNote?
Someone stole my Microsoft Office account
Whoever it was, I'll make you pay
You have my Word.
I'll get em for sure
Someone stole my Microsoft office, and they will pay, you have my Word.
What did the programmer say when he bought a Microsoft Office subscription?
Hello Word
If you pirate Microsoft Office
You will not Excel.
Windows can be fun!
**Client:** How good are you guys at PowerPoint?
**IT Expert:** We Excel at it...
**Client:** Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
**IT Expert:** Word.
A thief took my Microsoft Office license key
I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word
To the person who stole my registration key for Microsoft Office:
I will find you!
You have my word
I wonder why Microsoft has opened an office inside my computer.
These predatory businesses are getting out of hand.
Bill Gates recently split up with Melinda Gates, who will take half of his belongings, including Microsoft office.
But she will only get Microsoft Excel and Powerpoint, because he always keeps his Word.
shoutout u/Duttywood
Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay.
You have my Word
