Microsoft Jokes

Funniest Microsoft Short Jokes

Short microsoft jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The microsoft humour may include short founder jokes also.

1. Corona must have hit India hard... I´ve not recieved a single phone call this week from
   Microsoft to warn me about a virus on my computer.
2. Microsoft is working on software for self-driving vehicles. I can't wait until my car suddenly stops in the middle of the highway and reboots to install updates.
3. Today I discovered someone had stolen my activation for Microsoft Office... I don't know who you but I will find you, you have my word.
4. I just found out Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars. Idiots...they should have just downloaded it.
5. How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
6. If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a... ...forward four-word foreword for Word.
7. Someone stole my Microsoft office from my laptop. I will find you and I will get you. You have my Word.
8. Microsoft Boss : How good are you at making spreadsheet?
   Me : I excel at it
   Boss : Was that a Microsoft office pun?
   Me : word
9. Don't complain about Microsoft skipping Windows 9. They've never been able to count. They came out with Microsoft DOS without ever releasing Microsoft uno.
10. To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you and kill you. You have my Word.

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Microsoft One Liners

Which microsoft one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with microsoft? I can suggest the ones about processor and microsoft excel.

1. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word.
2. Whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I'm coming after you... You have my word
3. Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word.
4. To whomever stole my Microsoft office, I will find you You have my Word.
5. When Chuck Norris updates Windows ...Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions
6. To the person who stole my Microsoft Office Account... I will find you. You have my word.
7. Someone Stole My Microsoft Office and They're Going To Pay For It, You Have My Word.
8. Someone stole my copy of Microsoft office.. I will track you down, you have my word.
9. Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music? Because they can only use OneNote!
10. Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!
11. How soft is Bill Gate's pillow? Microsoft.
12. The opposite of Microsoft Office is... MacroHard OnFire
13. Did you hear that Microsoft is giving away Office to parents? Word to your mother.
14. To whoever stole my Microsoft 365 activation key: I will find you. You have my Word.
15. I took a Microsoft Office class and got an A I Excelled at it.

Microsoft Office Jokes

Here is a list of funny microsoft office jokes and even better microsoft office puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I thought bill gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early. But he kept his Word.
• In an interview: "How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?" "I Excel at it."
  "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir?"
  "Word."
• What's the opposite of Microsoft Office? MegaHard OnFire
• Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words.
• To the man who stole my Microsoft Office, I'm going to find you..... ....you have my WORD.
• To the software thieves who robbed me last night. Don't think you can get away with taking Microsoft Office away from me. I will find you. You have my Word.
• Somebody stole my Microsoft Office... But I'll get my revenge. You have my Word.
• Someone stole my Microsoft Office account Whoever it was, I'll make you pay
  You have my Word.
• So, I was at work the other day and... My manager asked,
  "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
  I said, "I Excel at it."
  He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
  I was like, "Word."
• This happened at a meeting with my boss: Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
  Me: I Excel at it!
  Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
  Me: Word.

Microsoft Windows Jokes

Here is a list of funny microsoft windows jokes and even better microsoft windows puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I heard Microsoft tried to change the file path separator in Windows but it received tons of backslash from the community.
  --
  Source: Aaron Peterson, Twitter.
• Did you hear about a house built by Microsoft? What it Excels in is the Outlook from its Windows.
• I heard Putin was installing Windows And Microsoft had to accept his terms and conditions.
• Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ? They were trying to keep their german market.
• Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more...
• Why does Mace Windu hate Microsoft? He's had bad experiences with Windows.
• If apple made a car would it have windows? No, Microsoft wouldn't allow it.
• A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.
• I was walking outside of the Microsoft Store at the mall tonight when my wife asked if I wanted to go in and look at anything. I told her No, I'm just Windows shopping.
• Why is it so drafty in the Microsoft Store? Because it's lined with open windows
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  Saw the other dad joke about the apple store and couldn't resist

Microsoft Excel Jokes

Here is a list of funny microsoft excel jokes and even better microsoft excel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do men and Microsoft Excel have in common? They turn everything into dates, no matter what.
• A lot of Microsoft employees are former incels They call themselves "Microsoft Excels."
• I took a Microsoft Office class in high school. I Excelled in it.
• How good are you at PowerPoint? - I Excel at it.
  - Was that a Microsoft office pun?
  - Word.
• If you pirate Microsoft Office You will not Excel.
• What do you call an Ant who is very good at Microsoft Excel? Excelant
• I really excel at Microsoft puns. You've to take my word for it.
• Overused joke. Hope you like it anyways. Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
  Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
  Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
  Person 2: Word.
• I would like to work as a janitor in Microsoft. I could see myself excel in that job.
• ¿Cuál es el programa de Microsoft favorito de Stan Lee? Excel si or no

Microsoft Edge Jokes

Here is a list of funny microsoft edge jokes and even better microsoft edge puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I get anxious whenever I have to use the default Microsoft web browser Using Firefox helps take the *Edge* off.
• I'm so annoyed at how much Microsoft tries to make me use their browser... It's pushing me to the Edge
• Chrome and Microsoft edge were having an argument when suddenly... Microsoft edge stopped responding
• A knife with a foam blade? Microsoft Edge.
• Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed? Because they're always on Edge.
• I never understood why people hate Internet Explorer and Microsoft Edge so much I am always able to flawlessly download the Firefox Installer using them.
• I'm like Microsoft Edge Nobody likes me, but I'm edgy
• What browser do Linkin Park use? Microsoft Edge
• What you call when you delete Microsoft Edge browser from your computer? Cutting Edge technology!
• I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style.

Microsoft Teams Jokes

Here is a list of funny microsoft teams jokes and even better microsoft teams puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?

Uproarious Microsoft Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about microsoft you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean microsoft windows jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make microsoft pranks.