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Funniest Microsoft Edge Short Jokes

Short microsoft edge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The microsoft edge humour may include short microsoft windows jokes also.

  1. I get anxious whenever I have to use the default Microsoft web browser Using Firefox helps take the *Edge* off.
  2. I'm so annoyed at how much Microsoft tries to make me use their browser... It's pushing me to the Edge
  3. Chrome and Microsoft edge were having an argument when suddenly... Microsoft edge stopped responding
  4. I never understood why people hate Internet Explorer and Microsoft Edge so much I am always able to flawlessly download the Firefox Installer using them.
  5. What you call when you delete Microsoft Edge browser from your computer? Cutting Edge technology!
  6. There must be flat-earthers at Microsoft. Or why would one call a browser for the worldwide web Edge?
  7. Everyone says 'Googling' when they Google something, but what do you say when using Microsoft Edge? Edging
  8. Microsoft released Microsoft Edge for iOs and Android You finally have the #1 browse to download real browsers now for mobile.
  9. Sometimes I go around to random Microsoft computers and delete the default browser... Just to take the edge off
  10. What's the opposite of a sword with a huge, hard edge that you can run fast with? A sword with a Microsoft Edge

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Microsoft Edge One Liners

Which microsoft edge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with microsoft edge? I can suggest the ones about internet explorer and microsoft office.

  1. Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!
  2. A knife with a foam blade? Microsoft Edge.
  3. Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed? Because they're always on Edge.
  4. I'm like Microsoft Edge Nobody likes me, but I'm edgy
  5. What browser do Linkin Park use? Microsoft Edge
  6. I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style.
  7. If Microsoft makes another internet browser it would be cutting edge
  8. What is emos favorite browser? Microsoft edge
  9. What browsers do Leafy subs use Microsoft Edge ( they Are edgy )

Microsoft Edge Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about microsoft edge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean google chrome jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make microsoft edge pranks.

I hate the new 'Edge' browser Microsoft implemented in Windows 10...

...It's so pointless!

Microsoft-Lover

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as lovers.
The first woman says, My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that.
The second woman says, My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that.
The third woman just shakes her head and says, My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it.

Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.


The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.”
The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!”
The third woman replied, “Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be, when I finally get it…”