Microscopic Jokes
7 microscopic jokes and hilarious microscopic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about microscopic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly Microscopic Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What is a good microscopic joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Man: Hey sir! Could I interest you in a microscope?
Customer: No thanks, I'd have no use.
Man: Here is my business card in case you ever do!
Customer: I can't read this, it's too small!
Man: Boy have I got the product for you!
I tried looking at a penny under a microscope.
*...magnificent.*
Why is North Korea so accurate at measuring microscopic distances?
They have a supreme ruler
My best friend and I just started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.
It's ..a small scale operation.
A salesman approaches you
Thanks, but I'm not interested in microscopes right now.
Salesman: That's okay, take my business card anyway.
This text is tiny, I can't read it.
Salesman: Boy, do I have the product for you
Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon...
Apparently it's a real lunatic
A scientist puts a penny under a microscope.
"Truly magnificent!", he says.
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