Microscope Jokes

Funniest Microscope Short Jokes

Short microscope jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The microscope humour may include short telescope jokes also.

1. Why is North Korea so accurate at measuring microscopic distances? They have a supreme ruler
2. Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon... Apparently it's a real lunatic
3. Scientist A: "Will you help me name these microscopic robots?" Scientist B: "Nah"
   Scientist A: "C'monnnn!!"
   Scientist B: "No."
4. I was trying to come up with a joke about my microscope. Then I realized I had a bad objective.
5. I have invented microscopic robots that can form the face of Robin Williams. I call them "nanu-nanubots."
6. Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division. Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.
7. Fertility clinic What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?
   "Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."
8. You are as special as a snowflake... ... just a microscopic and transient blip, indistinguishable in a colorless, homogenous mass that covers the earth.
9. What's the difference between John Cena and an amoeba? You can see an amoeba under a microscope.
10. My name for a the reptilian shaped microscopic creature really blew up the scientific community. It was dinomite.

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Microscope One Liners

Which microscope one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with microscope? I can suggest the ones about microphone and magnifying glass.

1. I tried looking at a penny under a microscope. *...magnificent.*
2. A scientist puts a penny under a microscope. "Truly magnificent!", he says.
3. What do you call a microscopic strawberry? A strawbarely.
4. Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!
5. I highly respect microscopes they teach us to enjoy the little things in life.
6. What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists? Microscope
7. What toothpaste do ants use? MicroScope
8. Where do you keep microscopic criminals? In cells.
9. Why do DNA look so good under the microscope? Because they have on good genetic makeup
10. I learned that your finger can feel microscopic things Which makes my wife a liar.
11. I looked at a penny under the microscope. What I saw was magnificent.
12. If you look at Chuck Norris' DNA under a microscope... ...you'll get a black eye.

Howlingly Hilarious Microscope Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about microscope you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean binoculars jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make microscope pranks.