Micro Jokes
116 micro jokes and hilarious micro puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about micro that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you have a passion for small scale humor? Check out this collection of micro jokes - from puns related to micro managers and micro organisms to humorous quips about petite objects and hardware. Get ready to smile!
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Funniest Micro Short Jokes
Short micro jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The micro humour may include short mini jokes also.
- Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4? They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
- I was going to make a game where you play a death-defying, cross-dressing little person. But I see you guys hate micro trans action.
- What do you call it when a very small transgender EA employee does something? A micro trans action.
- I'm not worried about a future where my kids are addicted to EA's micro transactions Because there's no way I'll be paying for Verizon's internet gaming add on
- EA is Officially Getting Rid of Micro-Transactions!! And replacing them with macro-transactions.
- My girlfriend's nickname for me is Bill Gates... She said it's because I've got a micro soft too.
- When I get my vaccine do I need to do anything to keep my micro chips charged? Or is getting a 5G signal enough?
- We do not have enough micro chips to build new cars Is it because we used them all in the vaccines ?
- TIL that Orville Redenbacher served in the US army. Even though he was a colonel he didn't want to be saluted. He only required a micro-wave.
- What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen?? Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
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Micro One Liners
Which micro one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with micro? I can suggest the ones about mega and tiny.
- What do computers eat? Micro chips!
- Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave.
- What do you call a towel that loves to tell small lies? micro-fibber
- MY crow i own a pet crow . Have you seen my crow ? i bet you didn't cause its micro
- What do computers snack on? micro chips
- What do you call a boss that's under 5 feet tall? A micro manager
- What do you call two transgender midgets making out? Micro transaction
- Nintendo is releasing a micro transaction mobile platformer Pay Per Mario
- Totally going to buy a tiny pet crow for myself. Gonna call it Micro.
- I saved a tiny baby raven and now he won't leave I guess you could say he's micro
- How did Micro-soft get it's name? Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy
- What do you call bacteria that can swim fast? Micro Phelps.
- What is tiny and gets washed ashore? A micro wave
- What would EA do with a miniature man who used to be a woman? Micro trans actions.
- Why don't pc gamers get laid Because they're micro-soft
Micro Manager Jokes
Here is a list of funny micro manager jokes and even better micro manager puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My last boss was a midget, but I had to quit the job... I just couldn't stand being micro-managed.
- My boss is so nit picky that he's not even a micro manager... ...he's a quantum manager.
Micro Organism Jokes
Here is a list of funny micro organism jokes and even better micro organism puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, f**... and other micro-organisms? GerMany
Fun-Filled Micro Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about micro you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean metro jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make micro pranks.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have s**...?
Micro trans-action
Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?
They use French resistors.
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't s**......
...it'll be a vacuum!
Microsoft will start making ...
vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't s**....
Where do you keep microscopic criminals?
In cells.
Microsoft just announced French tanks are available in World of Tanks...
I'm not sure why I would want to play a game where I could only drive in reverse.
Why did no one want to play the mobile game about transexual dwarfs?
Because it had micro trans actions
What does Microsoft mean when it says "about 10 seconds remaining?"
Hold on I'll tell you in 5 minutes.
Microsoft used to make fleshlights
then they halted production because everyone kept getting viruses.
Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?
They were trying to keep their german market.
Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE
*drops mic*
How does Microsoft count to 10?
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft
How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
My take on microaggressions: on one hand, it's true people can sometimes be too sensitive. On the other hand...
NOT EVERYONE HAS TWO HANDS CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.
I don't go to Applebee's often
I know how to microwave my own meals
How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public.
They could call it Marco Rubio.
Microsoft has developed a special version of the Halo 3 rendering engine which can run within LibreOffice Calc spreadsheets...
It's called Halo3.**ods**t
What do you call it when you have s**... with a dwarf who has gender dysmorphia?
micro trans action
Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar
but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more...
Microwaved Food is a lot like Schroedinger's Cat
It could be really hot or stone cold.
A Microsoft Dev walks into a room....
Bethesda is working on Skyrim remastered 4k edition for the new xbox.
Microsoft Dev "Woah that screenshot looks cool"
Bethesda Worker: "That's not a screenshot, it's...it's the game"
When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products
Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though*
Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*
I saw a microbiologist today.
He was much bigger than I imagined.
My microwave asked me why I was walking around with a gun...
I told it becuase of the CIA...
It laughed, I laughed, my wife laughed...
I shot my wife...
If you think your microwave spying on you is bad...
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
Microsoft Word is like my girlfriend...
...When I tell her to ignore something, she can't let it go.
Why did Microsoft not make Windows 9?
Because seven eight nine.
When will Microsoft release another music player?
Zuner than later.
Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?
Because they can only use OneNote!
Where do Microsoft employees go to get drunk?
The taskbar
What do you get when you microwave a monkey?
Rhesus pieces.
I'll let myself out.
Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE...
It downloads Chrome twice as fast!
Microsoft
Boss : How good are you at making spreadsheet?
Me : I excel at it
Boss : Was that a Microsoft office pun?
Me : word
Why did Microsoft named its software Windows?
It's founder had enough Gates.
How did the two microwaves greet each other?
They 'Waved' :P
EA's microtransaction policy is so bad that...
[This punchline is locked. Please pay 20,000 credits to unlock]
What did microsoft say to the attractive girl in the room?
Can I c**... at your place tonight?
Why does the head of EA like micro transactions so much?
It describes two distinct parts of his s**... life
Microtransactions are getting out of hand.
Even the internet is Pai to win!
Nowadays almost all games have lots of transgender midgets having s**....
Micro Trans-actions.
What do Microsoft and Burger King have in common?
They both hate big Macs.
Microsoft is working on software for self-driving vehicles.
I can't wait until my car suddenly stops in the middle of the highway and reboots to install updates.
I'm like Microsoft Edge
Nobody likes me, but I'm edgy
Why do Microsoft products cost money?
You gotta pay the Bill
If only Microsoft had named their newest operating system "X" instead of 10
they could've sued Apple for copyright infringement
If Microsoft made a bomb 8
7
6
5
4
3 hours and 47minutes
7 days 4 hours and
*e**...*
I shrunk my pet bird and made him watch Dirty Jobs
I made my crow watch Mike Rowe while micro.
Microsoft hires regardless of race, religion, or s**... orientation.
It's a very PC work environment.
Recent mobile phone technology has linked up with micro chip brain implant technology so that when your phone rings it can immediately connect without making a ringing sound.
It just won the Nobel peace prize.
A microwave and a refrigerator get married. Who gives the speech?
The Toaster.
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?
None.
They redefine broken as the new standard.
A microbiologist went over to his colleague at the bar and said...
'I see you are also a man of culture.'
Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed?
Because they're always on Edge.
Today I had an interview for a job at Microsoft, and the recruiter asked me "Why do you think you are a good fit for our company?"
I replied: "because I too am micro and soft right now"
Where do Microsoft employees go to work?
a Microsoft office.
Using Microsoft Word
**moves image 1mm to the right**
4 new pages appear.
Global warming.
Alien invasion.
Armageddon.
What sounds does a micro cow make?
mu
I took Microsoft to France.
It became Microissant.
What did Microsoft say so everyone could trust them?
You have our word.
Which microorganism likes to preach?
Psalmonella.
What do you call two midgets having s**...?
A micro transaction
I have a microbiology joke
But I'm worried Reddit won't find it cultured
What did Microsoft employees say to Bill Gates after his motivational speech?
Word.
Where did the microbiologist go after receiving his PhD?
...to a cell-laboratory gathering
I wonder why Microsoft has opened an office inside my computer.
These predatory businesses are getting out of hand.
I saw a microbiologist is person today...
He was much bigger in real life
