Micky Jokes
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Micky Mouse isn't quick enough to avoid my punches.
But Donald ducks.
My Friend who was obsessed with the Monkees sadly passed away this week
So I sent his family Micky Dolenzes
The Monkees visit a bar every Tuesday...
Each time they visit, they never finish their drinks, leaving them for the waiter to tidy up.
One night, the waiter approaches Micky Dolenz:
"Excuse me sir, you waste $30 on drinks every Tuesday that just get thrown down the drain. Why do you do it?"
Micky turns to the waiter and smiles. "Haven't you heard? I'm a beer leaver."
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I didn't believe that a friend had a picture of his mom after a b**... party with Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork, and Davy Jones.
But then I saw her face...
Why did Minnie Mouse get paid less than Micky while working for Disney?
Minnie-Quality
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