Mickey Minnie Jokes
24 mickey minnie jokes and hilarious mickey minnie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mickey minnie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mickey Minnie Short Jokes
Short mickey minnie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mickey minnie humour may include short mickey mouse jokes also.
- Mickey Mouse's wife and Christopher Robin's friend made a gameshow together where contestants do 60 second challenges. They called it... Minnie to Winnie.
- What's the difference between a fast food job and what Minnie Mouse got on her wedding night? One is Mickey D's, the other is Mickey's D.
- Actual "dad" joke from my dad What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water? Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
- Mickey Mouse discovered the hard way Minnie Mouse liked superheroes. She was having an affair with Mighty Mouse.
- Mickey Mouse is at the lawyers office.. The lawyer says "you can't divorce Minnie just because she has big teeth"
Mickey say " I didn't say she had big teeth, I said she's f\*\*king Goofy"
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Mickey Minnie One Liners
Which mickey minnie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mickey minnie? I can suggest the ones about mickey and minnie mouse.
- Why did Minnie hang up the phone on Mickey? She was feeling Goofy at the time
- How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning? Mouse to mouse resuscitation.
- Mickey and Minnie walked into a bar Donald ducked
- Mickey and Minnie Mouse go to see a marriage counsellor.
- What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive? A Minnie van...
- What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it? Squeak, Squeak, Squeak
- Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was f**...' Goofy.
- Why is Mickey mad at Minnie Cuz she's f**...' Goofy
Entertaining Mickey Minnie Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about mickey minnie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean walt disney jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mickey minnie pranks.
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Mickey's Yellow Snow Dilemma...
Mickey was angry because somebody was writing "Mickey s**..." in yellow snow outside of his front door every time it snowed. He ended up going to his friend who was a cop to ask for help. The cop checked it out and took some photos and samples. A couple of days later the cop came back to Mickey:
"Well, the good news is we've figured out that the u**... came from your friend, Goofy. The bad news - it's Minnie's handwriting..."
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Mickey mouse wakes up one winter morning and looks out the window.
To his shock, he sees someone has scrawled the words 'FUCK MICKEY' in u**... in the snow in front of his house. He calls the sheriff, who comes and asks him a couple of questions. He then takes pictures and samples of the u**... and leaves. The next morning, Mickey receives a phone call. It's the sheriff.
"Mickey, I've got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that the u**... belongs to Goofy."
"Oh, no," says Mickey mouse. "What's worse than that?"
"It's in Minnie's handwriting."
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Minnie asked Mickey
Minnie asked Mickey
Are you F*****g Crazy
Mickey Replies 'No I'm F*****g Daisy