Michigan State Jokes
15 michigan state jokes and hilarious michigan state puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about michigan state that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Michigan State Short Jokes
Short michigan state jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The michigan state humour may include short state university jokes also.
- Biden has won so many times in Michigan now he's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.
- A tourist walks into a bar A tourist walks into a bar and asks for information. "What state is Lake Michigan in?" he asks the bartender. "Liquid." the bartender replies.
- Michigan is leading in rates of both marital infidelity and depression. It's a sad state of affairs.
- Michigan is the First State to Welcome Back Sub-$1 Gas Just flip on your water faucet and you'll get it for free
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Michigan State One Liners
Which michigan state one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with michigan state? I can suggest the ones about florida state and ohio state.
- What state is lake Michigan in? In liquid state 😛
- How many US states start with the letter P? Two. Pennsylvania and Pure Michigan
Fun-Filled Michigan State Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about michigan state you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean missouri state jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make michigan state pranks.
I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states…
Y'know, names like Carolina, Georgia, Dakota, Virginia, etc. When I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Michigan, just in case some guy named Mitch reincarnates into him.
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After his recent conviction for r**..., two schools stripped their honorary PhD's from Bill Cosby...
It's ok though, Michigan State just gave him another one.
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What does Michigan State football and m**... have in common?
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
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It's the day of the big game, and a (pick your rivalry) Michigan fan meets an Ohio State fan at the u**... trough...
The Buckeye notices that the Michigan fan doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. He snidely remarks, "You know, at The Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
The Wolverine pauses, looks back, and says, "Good for you. At Michigan, they teach us not to pee on our hands."
Weather Report...
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
Michigan jokes
So a michigan state fan, university of michigan fan, notre dame fan, and a penn state fan are all climbing up a mountain. As they were climbing they began to argue over who had the most school spirit. As they reached the top the penn state fan wants to show that he has the most school spirit so jumps off the mountain yelling "this is for the nitany lions". Not wanting to be outdone the notre dame fan jumps off saying "this is for the fighting irish". Then the michigan state fan, not wanting to be outdone, yells "this is for the spartans" and pushes the michigan fan off the mountain.
Topical Jokes for 6/17
(For best results, imagine these in the voice of your favorite talk show host)
In Michigan, a man was arrested after he tried to toss a football filled with drugs into a prison. Prison guards knew something was wrong when they heard 700 inmates shouting, I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!
The United States announced they've arrested the mastermind of the 2012 attack in Benghazi. When Republicans heard the news, they said, Oh great! They caught Hillary Clinton! .
Coca Cola is testing a new, low-calorie version of Coke in a green can called Coca Cola Life. The original formula of Coke in the red can will be rebranded as Coca Cola Death.